![]() Bummerby Paul Renaldo ![]() ![]() March 18, 2002 Silent ducks are deafening
Kansas in the crapper Can you burn an effigy While plugging in the clapper? Loneliness is like a shoe Or maybe like a beaver Kind of wish that waitress chick Had chose me over Stever. People stand and look at me, Their eye-holes full of eyes Maybe they're the ones like beavers Digging for a prize. Emptiness is like a boat Full of lots of nothing Go ahead and check one out If you think I'm bluffing. Or maybe more like a parking lot That's got no trucks or cars. Just shoes and a couple of lonely beavers Playing electric guitars. Tumbleweeds are full of bees My head is full of hair roots My heart is like the lonely hunter That the black bear shoots. Listen, sometimes it's hard to tell What exactly is like a beaver But that waitress was hot as hell Hey man, Fuck you Stever. Quote of the Day“Yours is not to question why, yadda yadda yadda, just jump out of the goddamned plane already.”-Corporal "D-Wipe" Heisenhouser Fortune 500 CookieLet me be the first to say: Elastic Grandmacraps. You can run but you can't hide, and that's why you never got the Hide 'N Seek scholarship to Brown you had your hopes set on. Your character of Jasper the Friendly Goat will garner you the attention you've long desired this week, but will be much more of the legal variety than you had intended. This week's lucky animal cookies: dog, penguin, June bug, Oreo.Try again later. Top 5 commune Features This Week
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