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For the love of God, read something already
|  Bummerby Paul Renaldo   March 18, 2002 Silent ducks are deafening
Kansas in the crapper Can you burn an effigy While plugging in the clapper? Loneliness is like a shoe Or maybe like a beaver Kind of wish that waitress chick Had chose me over Stever. People stand and look at me, Their eye-holes full of eyes Maybe they're the ones like beavers Digging for a prize. Emptiness is like a boat Full of lots of nothing Go ahead and check one out If you think I'm bluffing. Or maybe more like a parking lot That's got no trucks or cars. Just shoes and a couple of lonely beavers Playing electric guitars. Tumbleweeds are full of bees My head is full of hair roots My heart is like the lonely hunter That the black bear shoots. Listen, sometimes it's hard to tell What exactly is like a beaver But that waitress was hot as hell Hey man, Fuck you Stever. Quote of the Day“Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal. They have to, because let's face it—you're never going to support yourself as a fucking poet, cheech.”-B.S. Eliode Fortune 500 CookieExpect a big upturn in your finances when a bag of silver dollars dropped from a skyscraper nearly kills you. People flock to your show when The New York Times calls you "Stomp for people who wish Stomp would just fucking die already." The court case is decided this week and you now legally have bragging rights. Lucky meat substitutes: Soy, tofu, tofurkey, a McDonald's hamburger.Try again later. Top Nicknames for Each Toe
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