![]() Bummerby Paul Renaldo ![]() ![]() March 18, 2002 Silent ducks are deafening
Kansas in the crapper Can you burn an effigy While plugging in the clapper? Loneliness is like a shoe Or maybe like a beaver Kind of wish that waitress chick Had chose me over Stever. People stand and look at me, Their eye-holes full of eyes Maybe they're the ones like beavers Digging for a prize. Emptiness is like a boat Full of lots of nothing Go ahead and check one out If you think I'm bluffing. Or maybe more like a parking lot That's got no trucks or cars. Just shoes and a couple of lonely beavers Playing electric guitars. Tumbleweeds are full of bees My head is full of hair roots My heart is like the lonely hunter That the black bear shoots. Listen, sometimes it's hard to tell What exactly is like a beaver But that waitress was hot as hell Hey man, Fuck you Stever. Milestones1977: Commune photographer Junior Bacon receives first camera as birthday present. Takes picture of sister in shower and promptly pawns camera to buy bag of grass.Now HiringExotic Bird and Trainer. Needed to entertain staff during deadline crunch. Ventriloquist routine a must. Off-color jokes strongly recommended.Least-Anticipated Holiday Movies
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