![]() Sunflakeby Violet Tiara ![]() ![]() December 24, 2001 Oh, to be a phantom sunflakeresting on the bile. A single, golden, shining sunflake, gurgling in the Nile. An elf's aorta, a unicorn's anus— none could be as sweet. As to be a lonely sunflake munching on a leek. Rainbows tease me, ogres please me, dragons wax my car. But to be a perfect sunflake would take the cake by far. When the grass is green like acid-washed jeans and the faeries are screwing the birds, there shines on the lovely sunflake… too heavenly for words. I once caught a sparkling sunflake in the palm of my hand. It burned straight through like I was butter… And now I can't play tennis. Quote of the Day“No man is an island. But I have met several women I would like to live on for the rest of my life.”-John Donne Juan Fortune 500 CookieBy the pricking of my thumb I have really fucked up my keyboard playing. Trust in a higher power this week—the Waffle King knows what he's doing. Why be merely happy when you could be shit-yer-drawers happy? The world is you oyster, which explains that nauseating fish smell you can't escape. Lucky hammers roofing, jack, ball peen, MC.Try again later. Top Surprising Oscar Snubs
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