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The Answer. The Question. The Excuse.
|  Shunsby E.L. Pout   November 12, 2001 Who has been flushing your worldly possessions?
Replacing your wardrobe with out-of-date fashions? Making your schnauzer do Nixon impressions? Squeezing your neighbors for seedy confessions? Coating your lips with pre-cancerious lesions? Showing you slides of infected abrasions? Accusing your mother of being a Russian? Filling your mind with intemperate passions? Splitting your food into practical rations? Loading your pickup with refugee Haitians? Mocking your cock in some lewd animations? Cutting your paycheck by raising inflation? Wrecking your travel with tropical depressions? Selling your free time as one-hour sessions? Telling your family about past transgressions? Tilling your tulips and planting impatiens? Shipping your panties to greedy Alsatians? Sorry, I'm busy with my own regressions. Quote of the Day“Fascism is not the devices and mechanisms that force us to our knees, but those who operate in the shadows and convince us "on our knees" is the place we're born. And the first seed of fascism is rent.”-Crosby in 3F, every first of the month Fortune 500 CookieToday is not your day, buddy—by a horrible bit of luck, your day was exactly six weeks before you were conceived. The good news is you look a lot like William Daniels; the bad news is that doesn't pay much these days. Watch out Thursday, when you're nearly buried in a deluge of Fangoria magazines that have been building up in your closet. Lucky numbers? You want luck? Eat me, sadsack.Try again later. Worst-Selling Meat Alternatives
 The Waistland April be the month that's meaner Than a shot of carburetor cleaner Or an icy, uncooked wiener Said the raven: "Ned's a Whore". "Ain't my lookout," said the genie, in a voice so tiny, teeny Ned thought it a baby, beanie And burned down the... (10/29/01) The Crab "I'm only ingesting asbestos in jest," said the tapdancing monkey with blood on his vest; I told him that I didn't think it was funny. "Who says you know funny, you ignorant fuck?" he said with a sneer, and I urged him to suck my cock, because... (10/15/01) Victim There's a gray hole in my - shall we call it a soul? Is that what it is? A soul? There's a gray hole in my soul where you ripped out my - shall we call it a heart? Do souls have hearts? There's a gray hole in my soul where you ripped out my... (10/1/01)            |
Reproduction in hole or in parts without permission is likely to piss off her dad big time.