![]() The Crabby E.L. Pout ![]() ![]() October 15, 2001 "I'm only ingesting asbestos in jest,"
said the tapdancing monkey with blood on his vest; I told him that I didn't think it was funny. "Who says you know funny, you ignorant fuck?" he said with a sneer, and I urged him to suck my cock, because he's not getting my money. At these words he paused, and dabbed at the blood which flowed from his nose in an unfettered flood; a honey bear filled up with blood, not with honey, and the spout at his nose, not the crown of his head-- I couldn't believe that the guy wasn't dead. Wait, was he a monkey or was he a bunny? Quote of the Day“The stars at night are big and bright, deep in the heart of Texas! Except near Houston, Dallas or Fort Worth. Talk about your smog. Jesus, this song's gonna need another verse.”-Clement B. Doogle Fortune 500 CookieMama said there'd be days like this, but the bitch lied. The success or failure of this coming week hinges on your proper understanding of the word "gonad," so take our advice and go buy a dictionary now, Skippy. Order lots of Chinese food this week, but don't pick it up. This week's lucky accidents: back-flip off ladder onto hardwood floor, lip caught on drain while bathtub's full, wearing flammable jumpsuit to Great White concert, 15 car pile-up.Try again later. Top Selling Dog Food Flavors
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