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A yawning abyss... for kids!
|  in DAD'S basementby paul windeMere   September 17, 2001 at nightA lone i watch HAPPY DAYS whilst sleeping lies dad turn it DOWN says dad and bangs upon the floor sometimes i wish i was the FONZ make believe dad was mr. C he would give fatherly advice instead of calling me shithead i would bring home CHICKS with all their teeth and dad would not fart and laugh ho ho ho ho today did you look for a job? no, dad no no no i'm finding myself you will find my foot in your ass find a job dad get off the phone i'm talking to MARVIN dad i can tell you didn't hang up get off the phone dad you asshole i'm not on smack or the goofballs quit going in my room i pay no rent except my soul Milestones1854: Alfred, Lord TennysonÃs ìCharge of the Light Brigadeî is published, giving Rok Finger a polished piece of poetry to mangle when heÃs drunk.Now HiringTreasury Secretary. Government position, includes benefits, pension, all federal holidays off. Responsibilities include advising on economic policies, having economic policies refused, and taking blame for failed economic policies. Ability to explain massive tax cuts in time of high military spending and unemployment a plus.Top Comics Not in Film Development
 Hairy Walnuts I fed my cat some hairy walnuts My poor kitty doesn't like hairy walnuts I forced the cat to eat those nuts and then I watched him puke them up He ran away when he was done and hasn't come back yet I don't think he ever will that stupid cat ... (7/16/01)            |
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