03/27/26
Crap on demand
|  in DAD'S basementby paul windeMere   September 17, 2001 at nightA lone i watch HAPPY DAYS whilst sleeping lies dad turn it DOWN says dad and bangs upon the floor sometimes i wish i was the FONZ make believe dad was mr. C he would give fatherly advice instead of calling me shithead i would bring home CHICKS with all their teeth and dad would not fart and laugh ho ho ho ho today did you look for a job? no, dad no no no i'm finding myself you will find my foot in your ass find a job dad get off the phone i'm talking to MARVIN dad i can tell you didn't hang up get off the phone dad you asshole i'm not on smack or the goofballs quit going in my room i pay no rent except my soul Quote of the Day“We have nothing to fear but Fear itself. Fear is, of course, my rabid pit bull infected with the plague.”-Franklin de Roosevelt Fortune 500 CookieA watched pot never boils, and rust never sleeps. Doubt every instinct this week. A friend says sugar cookies turn you queer, for real. Lucky numbers 10, 10, 32, and 1.Try again later. Top Nonsensical Curses
 Hairy Walnuts I fed my cat some hairy walnuts My poor kitty doesn't like hairy walnuts I forced the cat to eat those nuts and then I watched him puke them up He ran away when he was done and hasn't come back yet I don't think he ever will that stupid cat ... (7/16/01)            |
Reproduction in hole or in parts without permission is likely to piss off her dad big time.