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07/7/26   
Don't count us out. Or count on us. Please, just stop with the counting.

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Milestones
1999: Eurocommune opens, burns down four minutes later after an electrical outlet misunderstanding.
Now Hiring
Good Humor Man. Must be willing to drive around the commune offices in a circle 24 hours a day. Familiarity with The Farmer in the Dell strongly recommended. Dilly Bars a plus.
Top 5 commune Features This Week
1.Hot Girls Overdressed
2.Star Wars Ep. 3 Secrets Ruined
3.Uncle Macho's Fuel-Injected Spinach Balls
4.Elton John: Way Too Many Teeth?
5.Love and Other Outright Lies