Milestones
1982: Fred Connor born, grows up to lead successful rebellion against war of the machines in 2011. Or at least he would have been, if a Terminator hadn't successfully eliminated him from history, according to Research Editor Griswald Dreck.Now Hiring
Good Terminator. Talking to Griswald Dreck has made us see the wisdom of employing a preventative Terminator security system, preferably a skilled Terminator robot who has been reprogrammed to protect commune staff members. No pay or retirement plans—yours is not to reason why, just to do and die.Top 5 Saddam Hussein Defenses
| 1. | Play ol' Islamic Jihad card |
| 2. | Cast suspicion on Burt Reynolds, give jury reasonable doubt |
| 3. | Surprise witnesses: Several Kurds he didn't condemn to death |
| 4. | Present several bags of children's letters he received |
| 5. | Comical "I have good news—I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance" gag defense |
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