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06/3/26   
Not really trying since 2001

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Quote of the Day
“Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you're near? Bitch, you stink like birdseed.”

-DJ Qwik Bitz
Fortune 500 Cookie
This is really going to be your week: You will be held personally responsible for everything that happens on the world stage this week. Try bathing with Comet instead of soap for a change, trust us, it's just as good. Your lucky haircuts: Duck's Ass, Ant Hill, Elephant's Crotch, Bill the Cat, Baker's Dozen, Louisville Doosey, Bung Wipe.


Try again later.
Top 5 commune Features This Week
1.Ronald Reagan:
One-Sided Interview
2.Uncle Macho's Carbless Rock Soup
3.The Diarrhea Weight Loss Miracle
4.10 Questions for Marcel Marceau
5.the commune's 100 Best Norwegian Rap Songs Ever