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1975: Bludney Pludd is born. He didn't make a big deal about it at the time and we're certainly not going to change that tradition now.Now Hiring
Knife-Thrower. Should be capable of agile manipulation of melee weapons for entertaining stage spectacle, including throwing blades at volunteer Bludney Pludd. No references required, but we will insist on counting fingers.Top 5 Insulting Epithets for Straight White Middle-Class Males
| 1. | Own-Everythingers |
| 2. | Blues-Stealing Crackers |
| 3. | Network Programmers |
| 4. | The Men Who Ruin Dancing |
| 5. | Hey, Fatties—You're Fat, Fatties |
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