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11/29/25   
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Quote of the Day
“Christ on a bike! Did anybody else see that guy that looked just like Jesus Christ riding by on a bicycle a minute ago?”

-LeVonn Marthers
Fortune 500 Cookie
Last week was your best week; sorry we're late getting to you about that. From here on out, your life's gonna be shit on chips. Your dreams of becoming a major baseball star will be derailed this week by the fact that you couldn't hit a cow in the ass with a shovel. Stop using the term "Gay Bash," at once: it does not mean a fun party for homosexuals. This week's lucky Bings: Crosby, Chandler, Bada, cherries, the sound of a superball being shot out of an air cannon into an old woman's neck flap.

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Top 5 commune Features This Week
1.Vietnam: The New San Francisco?
2.10 New Ways to Weight a Body Down
3.Uncle Macho's Ethnic Pudding
4.Love: The Source of All Bad Poetry
5.Pants You Could and Will Die In