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08/8/26   
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Quote of the Day
“Let my nizzles go!”

-Moses Harper, on 19th Street
Fortune 500 Cookie
Iron lung, shmiron lung—that guy had it coming. Don't bother with that waiting list for Oxford—Kentucky Fried Chicken College wants you now. It's fish or die again this week—same ol', same ol'. Lucky religions: Buddhism, Paganism, Mormonism, worshipping Isaac Hayes


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Top 5 commune Features This Week
1.Interview: Lindsay Lohan's Clitoris
2.Seven Bitches for Seven Pimps
3.Uncle Macho's Out-of-Season Spiced Egg-Nog
4.Fear and Loathing in Los Lobos
5.Critics' Corner: Music Reviews to Shame You