Milestones
2002: commune staffer writes this ìMilestonesî blurb, causing time to fold in on itself and destroy the universe.Now Hiring
Charles Bronson. Experienced Charles Bronson needed to pull off some Deathwish-style menacing to scare off Ivana Folger-Balzac once and for all. Five years Charles Bronson experience minimum. Please provide references, and filmography.Top Raoul Dunkin Nameplate Engravings
| 1. | Excess Scrotal Flap |
| 2. | Mr. Skids |
| 3. | Fellator of Bono |
| 4. | Living, Breathing Lung Chunk |
| 5. | Abstract Barf |
| 6. | The Dreaded Rear Admiral |
| 7. | Charles Bronson Pinchot |
| 8. | Prancing Machine |
| 9. | Chowdermouth |
| 10. | Latrine Archaeologist |
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