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07/9/26   
Like a friend you don't deserve

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Quote of the Day
“We have nothing to fear but Fear itself. Fear is, of course, my rabid pit bull infected with the plague.”

-Franklin de Roosevelt
Fortune 500 Cookie
A watched pot never boils, and rust never sleeps. Doubt every instinct this week. A friend says sugar cookies turn you queer, for real. Lucky numbers 10, 10, 32, and 1.


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Least Popular Summer Blockbusters
1.The Matrix Redundant
2.X3: X-Men Vs. Triple X, an all-new X-File featuring your ex-wife
3.Finding Chemo
4.Sylvester Stallone starring in (anything)
5.Hollywood Homicide