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04/5/26   
Where dreams come to get really sick

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Milestones
1983: Night Ranger releases seminal hit Sister Christian, inspiring the unfortunate tone-deaf singalong by Ivan Nacutchacokov that resulted in his lifetime Greyhound bus ban.
Now Hiring
Cowboy Bebop. Not really sure what this is, to be honest, but Red Bagel telegrammed to demand we hire one. Two if they come in a matched set. So there you go.
Top 5 commune Features This Week
1.Heavy Petting: When Fat People Make Out
2.Review: Give 'Em Hell, Harry Houdini
3.Uncle Macho's Pure Stallion Dog Food
4.Six College Courses for Retards and Sorority Girls
5.Critics' Corner: Whatever Brad Pitt's in Sucks