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02/4/26   
Like a friend you don't deserve

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Milestones
1977: Commune photographer Junior Bacon receives first camera as birthday present. Takes picture of sister in shower and promptly pawns camera to buy bag of grass.
Now Hiring
Exotic Bird and Trainer. Needed to entertain staff during deadline crunch. Ventriloquist routine a must. Off-color jokes strongly recommended.
Top 5 commune Features This Week
1.Choosing the Most Out-of-Date Pictures for Your Personal Ad
2.Go Blind and Improve Your Piano Playing
3.Toe Nails: America's Newest Tax Write-Off
4.Uncle Macho's Something Dead Stew
5.Salad Days: Three Days, 34 Trips Back to the Bar