Milestones
1969: Red Bagel finds true calling when he stumbles on to faked moon landing being filmed in his local neighborhood YMCA.Now Hiring
Ring-Bearer. Seeking meek carrier of unholy evil, pure of heart and with will to accomplish impossible deed. Three references and two years of experience necessary, start at minimum wage.Top Pants-Missing Explanations
| 1. | Busted out Hulk-style |
| 2. | Told one lie too many |
| 3. | Busted out Louie Anderson-style |
| 4. | What, aren't you hot? |
| 5. | Talked out of them by gay Casanova |
| 6. | Made ass look big |
| 7. | Donated to killer mandroid from future |
| 8. | Realized parachute pants went out of style in 1986 |
| 9. | Sat in ham |
| 10. | You kidding? Pants are so 2002 |
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