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04/10/26   
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Milestones
1975: Bludney Pludd is born. He didn't make a big deal about it at the time and we're certainly not going to change that tradition now.
Now Hiring
Knife-Thrower. Should be capable of agile manipulation of melee weapons for entertaining stage spectacle, including throwing blades at volunteer Bludney Pludd. No references required, but we will insist on counting fingers.
Top 5 Insulting Epithets for Straight White Middle-Class Males
1.Own-Everythingers
2.Blues-Stealing Crackers
3.Network Programmers
4.The Men Who Ruin Dancing
5.Hey, Fatties—You're Fat, Fatties