Milestones
1993: Ivan Nacutchacokov/Ivana Folger-Balzac honeymoon ends in stalemate.Now Hiring
Patsy. Must be willing to take the fall for numerous state and federal offenses. Should bear a passing resemblance to Red Bagel, Omar Bricks or Rok Finger. Immunity to electrocution a plus.Top 5 Things Heard on Election Night
| 1. | "Now keep in mind, with only 2% of the precincts reporting, it could go either way. But it certainly looks good for Mr. Nader at the moment." |
| 2. | "What the fuck is that blue one? Vermont?" |
| 3. | "The polls have just closed, and thank God, the bars are just opening…" |
| 4. | "I can't believe this—even Wyoming has an electoral vote." |
| 5. | "This is not happening… this is not happening…." |
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