Milestones
1978: Griswald Dreck's landmark third grade report "George Washington: Star of the Negro Leagues" creates a fervor in the classroom, leading to the firing of third grade teacher Anais Brockmiller and a thorough review of the state's history textbooks.Now Hiring
Eunuch. No job really, just sit around and answer questions about what it's like to be a eunuch. Maybe take a blow to the groin to no effect every once in a while to impress office visitors and guests. Talking in a Mickey Mouse voice might be kinda funny too.More Top Rejected Muppets
| 1. | Groper |
| 2. | Andy Cass |
| 3. | Rat Bastard |
| 4. | Fart Carney |
| 5. | The Turkish Prison Guard |
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