Milestones
1982: Fred Connor born, grows up to lead successful rebellion against war of the machines in 2011. Or at least he would have been, if a Terminator hadn't successfully eliminated him from history, according to Research Editor Griswald Dreck.Now Hiring
Good Terminator. Talking to Griswald Dreck has made us see the wisdom of employing a preventative Terminator security system, preferably a skilled Terminator robot who has been reprogrammed to protect commune staff members. No pay or retirement plans—yours is not to reason why, just to do and die.Top 5 Other Hasselhof Home Videos
| 1. | Whoopsh!: Outtakes From the Drinking Videos |
| 2. | 5 hours straight of sucking in gut until a rib pops out |
| 3. | All-nude Batwatch starring some girls from the escort service |
| 4. | Intense argument with his car over who is the real star of Knight Rider |
| 5. | Imaginary non-German music awards show where Hasselhoff sweeps every category |
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