Milestones
1999: Eurocommune opens, burns down four minutes later after an electrical outlet misunderstanding.Now Hiring
Good Humor Man. Must be willing to drive around the commune offices in a circle 24 hours a day. Familiarity with The Farmer in the Dell strongly recommended. Dilly Bars a plus.Top 5 Michael Jackson Trial Revelations
| 1. | Sleeping with children in your bed only huge moral quaqmire—not illegal |
| 2. | Elephant Man bones were delicious |
| 3. | "Thriller" song autobiographical |
| 4. | Body almost 78% artificial ingredients |
| 5. | Jackson himself a delusional product of being raised in the spotlight; middle name Joseph |
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