Milestones
1992: Lil Duncan's alternative band Fuck Off is signed to a major label, on the condition they replace Lil and change their name to The Cranberries.Now Hiring
Genie. Duties include magically delivering gifts of high monetary and social value on demand. Must have own lamp or bottle, no backtalk. Evil "wish becomes curse"-type genies need not apply.Top 5 Bush Second-Term Pledges
| 1. | Encourage nations to work with us again, under threat of violence |
| 2. | Pay national deficit with Discover and Visa cards |
| 3. | Appeal to black constituents by finally selling off "Amos & Andy" videos |
| 4. | Build new wing of America so rich people can vacation more |
| 5. | Two, maybe even three more inaugurations |
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