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04/13/26   
High on life, and it is a bad trip

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Milestones
1988: Future commune staff photographer Junior Bacon takes a photo that shocks the nation, until experts determine that the Sasquatch-looking thing in the picture is actually future commune editor Red Bagel.
Now Hiring
Experienced Spelunker. Needed to find a way into Ned Nedmiller's office and see if there's anyone still alive in there. Ability to speak Dutch a plus.
Top 5 commune Features This Week
1.Hot Girls Overdressed
2.Star Wars Ep. 3 Secrets Ruined
3.Uncle Macho's Fuel-Injected Spinach Balls
4.Elton John: Way Too Many Teeth?
5.Love and Other Outright Lies