Milestones
2001: Red Bagel foolishly promises paid vacations next year, only to be later surprised the commune still in business at that time.Now Hiring
Roadie. Duties include setting up mics, antagonizing audience hours before band comes on, picking up busty ladies of legal age for private band business. No pay, work for throwaway ladies.5 Worst Katrina-Related Headlines
| 1. | Everything Possible Done by President (Fox News) |
| 2. | Tabasco Shortage Reaches Drastic Proportions |
| 3. | Cancun Prepares for Huge Rise in Mardi Gras Reservations |
| 4. | Bubba Gump Still Missing in Disaster |
| 5. | Saints Season Ticket Holders Hit Hardest by Tragedy |
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