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02/5/26   
Like a friend you don't deserve

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Milestones
2002: Poet Violet Tiara turns 16 and is a little disappointed by her gift of a Saturn when she had been hoping for a hammock of moonbeams or a tumor full of love.
Now Hiring
Director of Office Security. Traditional ideas of increasing manpower and investigating odd events not necessary. Must be able to design colorful charts and randomly pick levels of security intensity.
Top-Selling Music Substitutes
1.Bass Drone 2002 Mega-Mix
DaDawg Productions
2.Voices from the Shithouse
Roy D. Mercer
3.This is MeÖ Then
J-Lo
4.Faces of Prank-Call Death
Mickey & Marky
5.Healing Your Inner Loser, Tape 3
Harold Bloomfield