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05/4/26   
You can't spell 'patriot' without 'a riot'

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Milestones
1988: Future commune staff photographer Junior Bacon takes a photo that shocks the nation, until experts determine that the Sasquatch-looking thing in the picture is actually future commune editor Red Bagel.
Now Hiring
Experienced Spelunker. Needed to find a way into Ned Nedmiller's office and see if there's anyone still alive in there. Ability to speak Dutch a plus.
Top 5 commune Features This Week
1.Are You Reincarnated Disco Royalty?
2.Get Un-Ugly for Summer
3.Is Your Dog an Alcoholic?
4.Michael Jackson's Make-Up Secrets
5.Honesty: The Best Policy. Honestly.