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01/30/26   
Just don't ask why

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Quote of the Day
“Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you're near? Bitch, you stink like birdseed.”

-DJ Qwik Bitz
Fortune 500 Cookie
This is really going to be your week: You will be held personally responsible for everything that happens on the world stage this week. Try bathing with Comet instead of soap for a change, trust us, it's just as good. Your lucky haircuts: Duck's Ass, Ant Hill, Elephant's Crotch, Bill the Cat, Baker's Dozen, Louisville Doosey, Bung Wipe.


Try again later.
Top 5 commune Features This Week
1.Tanks: Why Can't We Drive 'Em?
2.Apples: The Silent Killer
3.Suck It: the commune's Vacuum Cleaner Reviews
4.Uncle Macho's Boat Fire Gumbo
5.Critic's Corner: How You Personally Ruined Western Culture