04/7/26
Come for the pie, stay for the complete lack of pie
|  Archived Back Issues: Quote of the Day“I have a dream… uh… nope, drawing a blank. It was clear as a fuckin' bell this morning, I swear to God. There was something about dolphins, that's all I can remember right now.”-"King" Luther Martens Fortune 500 CookieDon't be so hard on yourself, we all know mama told you not to come, but it ain't so easy when the bitch got titties til' Tuesday. Also, don't give up your dream of eating a tree like it was an ice cream sandwich, we've been charging admission. This week's lucky cancers: fingernail cancer, breath cancer, split ends cancer, silicone implant cancer.Try again later. Top Raoul Dunkin Nameplate Engravings
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Reproduction in hole or in parts without permission is likely to piss off her dad big time.