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04/3/26   
Breaking down barriers like a drunken Mario Andretti

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Quote of the Day
“I never met a man I didn't like, want to kill.”

-Dill "California Angst" Wongers
Fortune 500 Cookie
You will fall in love with a new douche this week, a fact that unfortunately has nothing at all to do with feminine hygiene. Try to pay more attention to your figure: word on the street is you're upgrading from "pear-shaped" to "sack of shit-y." You will finally come to understand the phrase "fifteen men on a dead man's chest" this week, thanks to an unfortunate dogpile mishap. Your lucky perfumes: Colonic for Men, Goat's Dong, Eau Du Crapper.


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Top 5 commune Features This Week
1.Protecting Your Children from Our Children
2.Uncle Macho's Pure Beef 2006 Calendar
3.The Crushing Tragedy of Cold Sores
4.HD-DVD, Blu-Ray Discs, Digital Tape, and 10 More Reasons to Stop Buying Movies
5.Critics' Corner: Hemorrhoids and Mariah Carey's New Album (A Comparison)