Milestones
1999: Eurocommune opens, burns down four minutes later after an electrical outlet misunderstanding.Now Hiring
Good Humor Man. Must be willing to drive around the commune offices in a circle 24 hours a day. Familiarity with The Farmer in the Dell strongly recommended. Dilly Bars a plus.Top 5 commune Features This Week
| 1. | Get Un-Ugly for Summer |
| 2. | Tits: One Man's Opinion |
| 3. | Choosing the Most Out-of-Date Pictures for Your Personal Ad |
| 4. | Uncle Macho's Pure Stallion Dog Food |
| 5. | Me vs. the Turkey Vulture: How the Turkey Vulture Cheated |
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