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06/20/26   
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Milestones
1993: Ivan Nacutchacokov/Ivana Folger-Balzac honeymoon ends in stalemate.
Now Hiring
Patsy. Must be willing to take the fall for numerous state and federal offenses. Should bear a passing resemblance to Red Bagel, Omar Bricks or Rok Finger. Immunity to electrocution a plus.
Top 5 commune Features This Week
1.Lying Your Way to Love
2.Porn Stars Model the Latest Kids' Fashions
3.Uncle Macho's Ballsack Franks
4.Embrace the Whiney Bitch Within
5.Decorating Your Storage Unit