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12/4/25   
We just don't make 'em like we used to

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Quote of the Day
“Yes, madam, I may be drunk, but you are ugly and in the morning I shall still be drunk! Wait a minute… Okay, I've got a match for you: your butt and my face. Touché.”

-Quentin Hillchurch
Fortune 500 Cookie
Happiness is indeed a warm gun, but you're not supposed to warm it in your ass like that. If your life is lacking direction this week, we've got one word for you: North. As you have long suspected, recreational drugs are the answer. This week's lucky charms: taupe meatballs, turquoise speculums, puce gallstones, gold bullets.


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Top Iraqi Gratitude Slogans
1.I love America and dying!
2.USA! Broil in hell, USA!
3.All the beautiful shooting!
4.God Bless This Rubble
5.Sweet, legless liberation!