05/25/26
Finally! A website that treats me like an automaton!
|  Archived Back Issues: Quote of the Day“Yes, madam, I may be drunk, but you are ugly and in the morning I shall still be drunk! Wait a minute… Okay, I've got a match for you: your butt and my face. Touché.”-Quentin Hillchurch Fortune 500 CookieHappiness is indeed a warm gun, but you're not supposed to warm it in your ass like that. If your life is lacking direction this week, we've got one word for you: North. As you have long suspected, recreational drugs are the answer. This week's lucky charms: taupe meatballs, turquoise speculums, puce gallstones, gold bullets.Try again later. Top Outstanding commune Petty Cash Debts
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Reproduction in hole or in parts without permission is likely to piss off her dad big time.