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12/27/25   
Terrifyingly adequate

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Milestones
1999: Eurocommune opens, burns down four minutes later after an electrical outlet misunderstanding.
Now Hiring
Good Humor Man. Must be willing to drive around the commune offices in a circle 24 hours a day. Familiarity with The Farmer in the Dell strongly recommended. Dilly Bars a plus.
Top 5 commune Features This Week
1.Get Un-Ugly for Summer
2.Tits: One Man's Opinion
3.Choosing the Most Out-of-Date Pictures for Your Personal Ad
4.Uncle Macho's Pure Stallion Dog Food
5.Me vs. the Turkey Vulture: How the Turkey Vulture Cheated