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01/29/26   
We'll put this sword away when you tell us where the monkey is

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Milestones
1977: Commune photographer Junior Bacon receives first camera as birthday present. Takes picture of sister in shower and promptly pawns camera to buy bag of grass.
Now Hiring
Exotic Bird and Trainer. Needed to entertain staff during deadline crunch. Ventriloquist routine a must. Off-color jokes strongly recommended.
Top Phrases Never Before Spoken
1.Do these pants make my cock look too big?
2.That's one hot retard.
3.Sheboygan? That's my kinda town.
4.That movie would have been better with a lot more Ben Affleck.
5.Hot damn, airplane food!