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06/15/26   
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Quote of the Day
“Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, even more shame on you! Big fooler. Fool me three times… man, that brings back memories. Reminds me of when you made me drink that urine one time.”

-Vick-O Martini
Fortune 500 Cookie
That heart attack medicine may be making your penis smaller, so just for safety's sake, stop taking it altogether. Learn to play the guitar this week; it's just another good reason to carry out that plan to kidnap Dweezil Zappa. Remember, passing gas in an elevator is not only rude, it also slows down your arrival time by up to 2 seconds.


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Top 5 Worst Zen Koans
1.What is the sound of two dogs fucking?
2.If a tree falls in the woods, doesn't it kill a shitload of ants?
3.Say, what's the meaning of life?
4.Worms have no eyebrows—think about that for a minute
5.(tie) Where's the beef?/Shut the fuck up