12/13/25
Kills Grandmas Dead
|  Archived Back Issues: Quote of the Day“I cannot tell a lie—I like big butts. You other brothers can't deny. My anaconda don't want none, lest you have buns, hon.”-George Wizzleswishington Fortune 500 CookieOur apologies, but the guy doing your fortune was a complete fraud—hmph. You'd think we'd have seen that coming. This week, reconsider investing in those flame-retardant pajamas for the little ones. Definitely Burger King—definitely. Lucky dusts this week: Gold, saw, angel, and the stuff on grampa's skin.Try again later. Unlikeliest Candidates for New Pope
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Reproduction in hole or in parts without permission is likely to piss off her dad big time.