the commune: Contents

01/15/26

Like group sex without the awkward laughter

Archived Back Issues:

Milestones

2002: commune staffer writes this Ã¬MilestonesÃ® blurb, causing time to fold in on itself and destroy the universe.

Now Hiring

Charles Bronson. Experienced Charles Bronson needed to pull off some Deathwish-style menacing to scare off Ivana Folger-Balzac once and for all. Five years Charles Bronson experience minimum. Please provide references, and filmography.

Worst-Selling Wireless Devices

1.	Sir Flush-a-Lot
2.	The SpayMaster
3.	"Look Ma, No Hands" Harpoon Gift Set
4.	Salad Euthanizer
5.	The Mysterious Ouijigenie

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