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1749: At this site, in 1749, nothing happened.Now Hiring
Bag Man. Some kind of illegal-parcel-delivering hobo needed to transport sensitive packages and sleep in our dumpster. Five years dumpster-sleeping experience required. Keeping your big mouth shut skills a plus.Top Reasons Chinese Protest Against Japan
| 1. | Lousy Japanese driving creates international stereotype against all Asians |
| 2. | Oppressive communist computer chips frequently mocked in Japan |
| 3. | Age-old rivalry involving some chick named Xiang Chao |
| 4. | China invented overpopulation; Japan just copying us |
| 5. | China jealous of slightly more freedom available in Japan |
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