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05/1/26   
Low in saturated fats and ethics

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Quote of the Day
“The good die first. Then, the not-so good. Then the ugly. Strike that, the ugly should die first. Can I start again? If there are any good left, don't kill them yet, we've still got some uglies over here.”

-Billiam Swordswart
Fortune 500 Cookie
The next time you give a dog as a gift, why don't you try poking some holes in the cellophane, ay handyman? Here's something to chew on: gum. Remember: you can't hurry love, but you can get your ass in motion when you're blocking the express lane, chunky. This week's lucky ducks: Donald, Daffy, Dontrelle, Fukka.


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Top 5 commune Features This Week
1.Bob Denver: The Most Unlikely Scientologist of Them All
2.Gut-Wrenching and Other Techniques They Don't Teach in Med School
3.Uncle Macho's War-Wound Pâté
4.To Have Your Cake and Eat it Too: A Bulimic's Tale
5.Splamb: Enjoy the Authentic Flavor of Spiced Lamb