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10/11/26   
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Quote of the Day
“If you're not a liberal when you're 25, you have no heart. If you're not a conservative by the time you're 35, you have no inheritance. Die already, Uncle Franco… just… die.”

-Winthrop Shuriken
Fortune 500 Cookie
Who's the man? More specifically, who's the man who shattered your kneecap with a club and took you out of the competition? Now would be a good time to switch to NetFlix from your previous practice of watching the movie on the video store display TVs. Keep your eye on the sparrow. Lucky jeans: Levi, Bugle Boy, Lee, and Auel.


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Top 5 commune Features This Week
1.Vietnam: The New San Francisco?
2.10 New Ways to Weight a Body Down
3.Uncle Macho's Ethnic Pudding
4.Love: The Source of All Bad Poetry
5.Pants You Could and Will Die In