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Quote of the Day
“Love, love will tear us apart again. So quit telling those jocks we both like it in the butt.”

-Joy Divinski
Fortune 500 Cookie
You will spend so much time with your foot in your mouth this week, people will mistake it for performance art. Beat the living shit out of the first person who calls you "buddy" today—best to nip that shit in the bud. Your only remaining shot at true happiness now is joining a cult or getting hooked on heroin: your call. This week's lucky midgets: "Stretch" Svorsded, Suitcase Mike, Jimmy "Dogslapper" McVaughn, Upskirt Kilgore, Ross "The Toss" Ramstein.

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Top 5 commune Features This Week
1.Hot Girls Overdressed
2.Star Wars Ep. 3 Secrets Ruined
3.Uncle Macho's Fuel-Injected Spinach Balls
4.Elton John: Way Too Many Teeth?
5.Love and Other Outright Lies