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05/2/26   
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Milestones
1994: Omar Bricks arrested after setting a statue of the Virgin Mary ablaze atop the Ferris wheel at the State Fair. Gets off on a technicality that goes down in legal history as the Proud Mary defense
Now Hiring
Flamenco Dancer. Leggy Latin beauty needed to, well, you know. And dance. Must be disease-free and light on the orthodontia. Garden hose-based qualifications a big plus. Mus- wait. Really? Then what the hell's flamenco?
Top 5 commune Features This Week
1.Six College Courses for Retards and Sorority Girls
2.Tanks: Why Can't We Drive 'Em?
3.Uncle Macho's Pure Gristle Hamburgers
4.Music Piracy: Are You a Fucking Thief?
5.Critic's Corner: The Sailboat My Husband Painted