Milestones
2002: commune staffer writes this ìMilestonesî blurb, causing time to fold in on itself and destroy the universe.Now Hiring
Charles Bronson. Experienced Charles Bronson needed to pull off some Deathwish-style menacing to scare off Ivana Folger-Balzac once and for all. Five years Charles Bronson experience minimum. Please provide references, and filmography.Worst-Selling Wireless Devices
| 1. | Sir Flush-a-Lot |
| 2. | The SpayMaster |
| 3. | "Look Ma, No Hands" Harpoon Gift Set |
| 4. | Salad Euthanizer |
| 5. | The Mysterious Ouijigenie |
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