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03/6/26   
Makes its own gravy

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Milestones
1983: Night Ranger releases seminal hit Sister Christian, inspiring the unfortunate tone-deaf singalong by Ivan Nacutchacokov that resulted in his lifetime Greyhound bus ban.
Now Hiring
Cowboy Bebop. Not really sure what this is, to be honest, but Red Bagel telegrammed to demand we hire one. Two if they come in a matched set. So there you go.
More Top Rejected Muppets
1.Groper
2.Andy Cass
3.Rat Bastard
4.Fart Carney
5.The Turkish Prison Guard