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01/22/26   
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Quote of the Day
“'Tis a far, far better thing I do today than I have ever done… in fact, where I'm from, I'm kind of known as an asshole.”

-Cute Little Dickens
Fortune 500 Cookie
Remember to clean your ears—a friend of ours died from not doing that, no shit. What time is it? Half-past beer-thirty. Always never forget to quit being scared to not ask questions.


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Top 5 commune Features This Week
1.Desperate Housewives: This Decade's Max Headroom?
2.On the Road With the Go West Reunion Tour
3.Tits: One Man's Opinion
4.Uncle Macho's Bathtub Tequila
5.Critics' Corner: The Sailboat My Husband Painted