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12/31/25   
We'll put this sword away when you tell us where the monkey is

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Milestones
1965: commune columnist Rok Finger coins the slang term "Dingleberry" at a father-son picnic attended solely by his numerous illegitimate offspring.
Now Hiring
Doormat. Co-dependant with poor sense of boundaries needed to do the work of three men and two women, allowing the commune to do our part in this jobless recovery. Cot in back available for qualified applicant.
Top 5 commune Features This Week
1.Sinning to Win
2.The Dalai Lama: Gay Gay Gay?
3.Uncle Macho's Lincoln Logs
4.The History of Slob Literature
5.Gain 15 Pounds for Winter