the commune: Contents

09/5/26

The next last big thing

Archived Back Issues:

Milestones

1977: Commune photographer Junior Bacon receives first camera as birthday present. Takes picture of sister in shower and promptly pawns camera to buy bag of grass.

Now Hiring

Exotic Bird and Trainer. Needed to entertain staff during deadline crunch. Ventriloquist routine a must. Off-color jokes strongly recommended.

Most Troublesome Phrases for Adults Learning English

1.	Fuck, your mother!
2.	I love hauling oats/I love Hall 'n Oates
3.	I have subpoenas for your wife/I have some penis for your wife
4.	The day goes by/The dagos buy
5.	Each hit, they caught Zucker/Eat shit, gay cocksucker

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