"I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV..."

. . . and Edgar Winter as Lois Lane

... so then I stuffed Pickles' body in the trunk of my car... What're you givin me that goofy look for Rob?... What do you mean you called the cops? We're pals!

I DON'T GET IT!

Beverly Hills 1890. "Damn thee, Dylan!" "A pox on thy house, Brandon!" "Heretic!" "Loyalist!" "Hey kids, don't do drugs!" "Wordeth!"

"Luuucy! Where is little Ricky?" "I gave him to a Black man in exchange for his coat." "LUUUCCCCYY!" "Now, Ricky. You haven't even seen the fedora yet."

"Today on 'This Olde Crawlspace,' Ed Gein takes us on a tour of his fruit cellar, and later we'll hear about some do-it-yourself projects from John Wayne Gacy."

I DON'T GET IT!

"Hello children, and welcome to another episode of 'Inappropriate Bedtime Stories.' *ahem. Once upon a time, there was a leprous whore who owned a bucket..."

"Hey, come back he--" *RIP* *bleed* "Ooh, sorry." That's tomorrow on Leperman!

Shirley Temple in 'The Littlest Bitch in Alcatraz'

Now back to "The Young Uncle Fester Chronicles"

"So, Mengele..." "Yes, Adolph?" "I just flew back from the bunker and boy are my arms tired..." *AUDIENCE LAUGHTER*

"Mr. Smith Goes to the Dark Side" "You heard me, money talks, Bullshit walks!"

We now return to "Donkey Kong: The Series"

The new "Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood" is considerably darker. The Trolley is ridden with bullet holes and Fred only wears black leather.

Now back to "Knight Rider: 1943"