E_B_A:
"Don't worry Mister... I'll put your face back together just fine. This is all part of the miracle that is Plasty Surge 2000! Watch as it rejoins those delicate nerve endings!"
TravisBickle:
Jesus Christ, George, only cactus in a hundred miles and you have to sit on it. You and your sick perversions!
Brakster:
Dance of the Living Dead.
keogh:
"And how was Ladies Night?"
Reynard_T_Fox:
"Oh, Harold, I can't control my passion any longer!" "Neither can I, Emma!" *they rub noses* "Whew! Got any cigarettes?"
Occupant:
Sunrise Semester presents "Free Base Your Way to a Degree"
E_B_A:
"I'm afraid you were a bit hasty in claiming these were the lost stone tablets of the original Ten Commandments." "How so?" "Well this one starts off, 'Here I sit, broken hearted...'"
Mr13:
Oooh she's starting to look good, only a few more breaths...
E_B_A:
All too late, Phil realized a bowling ball was the farthest thing from a floatation device.
GuloGulo:
"You call that a puke, you son of a bitch? There's not even any blood in it! Come one, put some english on it!"
Artanas:
"He said I had legs." "But you don't know how to use them." "Ah, true." *CRASH*
HanoverF:
That grass intentionally tripped me!
SpinyNorma:
Being a true gentleman, Steve slapped himself for getting fresh.
GuloGulo:
Roger had become so desensitized that he became unaware when he would slap his wife.
SpinyNorma:
Spider Man kills a little time in between crime fighting.
