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Credits of the Corn
Brakster:
I'll take Mexico for $1955 Alex.
E_B_A:
...will not be seen tonight! Ha!
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"Dorothy moaned deeply as the Tin Man, Scarecrow, & Cowardly Lion started the gangbang."
Jazzsoda:
Norman went down the long, lonely road of paranormal research after his shadow goosed him on the way out of the office one day.
Cerg:
Bill thought he could lower his long distance charges by shortening the phone cord.
KINGDINOSAUR:
Now Arthur could honestly tell the guys that he got his hand into Peggy's drawers.
Seltaeb:
It wasn't a very good hotel. Every afternoon at 4PM, Reagan would wander in the lobby, fill his Depends, and wait for someone to apply the baby powder.
Artanas:
Looks like Walter's been using Plaster of Paris where he should've been using Preperation-H
Cerg:
Jim had secretly wanted to pick the patterns himself.
Jazzsoda:
Mort would just stand there, next to the radio, drumming his fingers on the mantle, looking to see if anyone thought he was really playing the keyboard.
Shifter:
Dr. Monroe always felt it was a good therapy session if he left his patient sobbing in a fetal ball.
Seltaeb:
Elastic Girl can give hand jobs from across the room!
E_B_A:
At night, Bill's lamp would steal from his wallet.
Occupant:
The steel plate in her head picked up Hanson. Pretty neat trick for 1948.
