"You're the only one I trust, necktie. Together, we shall rule the world."

"You love that necktie more than you love me!" "It's such a beautiful color... so relaxing and soothing..."

"Ah yes, my gracious necktie. I can even see where the point of impact will be."

"Good Lord! All you do is sit there and talk to that stupid necktie!" "We put the revolver in my desk drawer, didn't we necktie?"

"Quick Roger! She's got her back turned!" "Honey! My necktie would like to share something with you... THIS GUN! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

"It's done! And now it's just you and me, my sweet! Wait! Are you looking at that hankerchief over there!? Cheating bastard!"

"You're right necktie. Humans are pigs. And we'll bury them in the filth they find themselves so content to wallow in."

"Good morning Honey. I'm glad you got rid of that stupid necktie." "Ignore her newspaper. She's one of THEM."

"You're right, bowtie. These ARE my mail order explosives."

"E_B_A is still doing that stupid necktie thing. Get my shotgun."

Necktie provided courtesy of Goodwill

"Perhaps your necktie is powerful... but can it defeat mine!?"

"With a little help from my necktie, I'll rule the world. HAHAHAHAHAHA"

"Hello, Mr. Tie." "Honey, I'm up here." "I'm not talking to you. So, did you have a nice day at the office, Mr. Tie?"

Why one should not wear underwear made by Frigidair...