Tommy wasn't like other boys- and his pet marlin seemed to agree.

"Susan... we've been meaning to ask you about-" "WHAT MANATEE!?" "Er..." "There's no manatee!" "Okay... about the fish you sneak into your room each day..."

"Inserting the manatee." *sscruunnch* "Yeeoww!" "Manatee inserted."

"I hope you don't mind if I form my own coccoon." "Sure. Why not!" "Can I use my acetalyne torch back here!" "Of course!" "I need to dissect this cadaver!" "I'm game."

"Here Tom. Have another drink."

"You said we'd see Lookout Point." "And so you shall." <ziiiip>

Bert and Ernie in Pulp Fiction: "What do you mean you shot George Bailey!?" "We went over a bump in the road!"

I DON'T GET IT!

"That's odd...why would they put razor-thin wire in the middle of a freew--" *slice* *plop plop*

You call this a suicide note? *pssssh* Hack!

"Well, I looked through Timmy's room, no sign of Lassie. Funny thing in there though, everywhere you look, steak bones...piles of hair too."

Steve was stressed and could only think of strangling his wife. Little did he know of his own telekinetic powers.

"And you used penny nails for that?" "Yep." "And... dear God...is that a human baby's skin?!" "Hey, now, us master carpenters can't give all our secrets away."

Roger often had hopes of a ventriliquist act. But those dummies were so expensive. And surely his wife could withstand the pain of a hollow pelvis.

Judith couldn't wait to try out her new butcher block set: "Honey, I have a surprise for you!" "Hot apple pie?" "Come here and I'll show you."

"Bob would have gotten away from the killer if only he had read the sign that said 'pull.'"