Damn it.. I can't get to sleep with that damn Light Out sign illuminating the whole room like that.

A radio controlled sherrif? Will the technological wonders never end?

Government Training Film #45,862: "So The California Raisins Went Kamikaze On Your Ass"

I DON'T GET IT!

Government Training Film #6947276: So You've Managed to Shroud the World in Darkness and Now It's Time to Set the Ransom.

"Actually, I have ANOTHER disembodied head a little lower off camera if you're inter - no? okay then..."

Would you believe I have Barbara Crampton strapped naked to a table?

I DON'T GET IT!

"Maxwell House! Woo, good to the fucking last drop! Ha! Nurse??? *THUD*"

"A fellah can get used to almost anything. One time I stapled my testes to a merry-go-round and gave 'er a few spins."

I DON'T GET IT!

Hello. I'm Boris Karloff. Welcome to my video seminar "How to Win Friends and REALLY Influence People."

"A fellah can get usta almost anything. I use my underpants as an ant farm."

"Let's try this again... Welcome to our--" "My socks! I have such pretty socks!!" "Gert, this time, it's the tube for you."

I DON'T GET IT!

"Why, hello Gert. How are you today?" "I BURIED MY FOOT!" "That's nice."

"What's for dinner Gert?" "I SCRUBBED MY NOSE!" "Ah, yummy."

"That's nice Gert. No, could you let the badger out of your mouth now? I think he wants out"

"Oh, hi Gert." "I LICKED THE OUTLET!" "That's nice, bye." "STAPLED MY KNEES TOGETHER!" "Ah..."