E_B_A:
"No really! I'm on the Mercury dime!"
SirMildredPierce:
Yup... your skull looks pretty flat too... So wanna go on a date, sis?
Shifter:
Years later, Fred's career would once again soar when he was cast as Buzz Lightyear.
AgentQ:
"Mrs. Mitner, you make the best damn meatloaf ever! What's your secret?" "Have you seen your dog lately?" "No, why?"
E_B_A:
Sure they were all 'A's but gee if report cards didn't make dandy rolling papers.
Artanas:
. o O (Strange, Timmy's never brought a goat's head home before)
Shaft:
It's the new Barbie, with new abusive boyfriend, Tony. "Gimme the keys to your dream car, babe, I gotta get some beer."
AgentQ:
*snap* "Oh, fer criminey, Mildred, I've told you a hundred times about leaving this mousetraps out in the open. I've only got two toes left on this foot now."
Occupant:
o/' Then one day, he was shootin' at some classmates . . .
E_B_A:
Janet was too amazed as to how the stranger had made her sister disappear to consider the darker overtones.
Cerg:
E_B_A:
Todd would often play itsy bitsy spider instead of actually polishing shoes and people would pay him out of pity.
AgentQ:
Nothing brought out Janie's smile like the sight of a crippled old man screaming wildly as he's eaten alive on the ground by thousands of swarming red ants.
E_B_A:
"Sorry Jonny. I can't go to the prom with you. I have a spear stuck through my head."
E_B_A:
Little known fact: Abraham Lincoln was a member of the Hitler Youth- brought to you by your friends at "Poorly Researched Theatre."
I DON'T GET IT!