"No really! I'm on the Mercury dime!"

Yup... your skull looks pretty flat too... So wanna go on a date, sis?

Years later, Fred's career would once again soar when he was cast as Buzz Lightyear.

"Mrs. Mitner, you make the best damn meatloaf ever! What's your secret?" "Have you seen your dog lately?" "No, why?"

Sure they were all 'A's but gee if report cards didn't make dandy rolling papers.

. o O (Strange, Timmy's never brought a goat's head home before)

It's the new Barbie, with new abusive boyfriend, Tony. "Gimme the keys to your dream car, babe, I gotta get some beer."

*snap* "Oh, fer criminey, Mildred, I've told you a hundred times about leaving this mousetraps out in the open. I've only got two toes left on this foot now."

o/' Then one day, he was shootin' at some classmates . . .

Janet was too amazed as to how the stranger had made her sister disappear to consider the darker overtones.

"All right Mr. Gacy, but I have to be back in an hour..."

I DON'T GET IT!

Todd would often play itsy bitsy spider instead of actually polishing shoes and people would pay him out of pity.

Nothing brought out Janie's smile like the sight of a crippled old man screaming wildly as he's eaten alive on the ground by thousands of swarming red ants.

"Sorry Jonny. I can't go to the prom with you. I have a spear stuck through my head."

Little known fact: Abraham Lincoln was a member of the Hitler Youth- brought to you by your friends at "Poorly Researched Theatre."

I DON'T GET IT!