Cerg:
"Saaaay, I'm delicious!"
JoeCrow:
Put that away Tom, you can only use your hands in charades.
Artanas:
Peter : The Perverted Amatuer Magician/Thriving Porn Star...."And under this sheet is...." ARGH!
Pazuzu:
"Well, my penis was just dangling there a few minutes ago! The hell...."
E_B_A:
"Forget about MY collar! Who's lipstick is THIS!?"
AgentQ:
"I hate all you people! Taking your spines for granted. Look what happens when you're born without one! I'll kill you all! I'm gonna roll over there..."
Tumbler:
" ... and now I, shall defend my money ....... by becoming .... a common contestant."
I DON'T GET IT!
Occupant:
Lets see . . . have corn flakes for breakfast . . . or invade Poland . . . decisions, decisions . . .
Shaft:
How Gray Is My Valley
E_B_A:
Suddenly a brick falls from deep space and collides with the skull of Mr. Potter. "That's one for George Bailey," chuckles a vindicated Clarence.
AgentQ:
"Avon calli--AAAAAGGGHH!!!" *STAB* *screeching violins*
E_B_A:
On one hand, Harold knew men were not supposed to lactate. On the other hand, BOY did it taste good!
Cerg:
"Ouch...ooh...ouch..." Light switches always always baffled Carl.
E_B_A:
"How much is that Hell hound in the window?" *growl!* *growl!*
Seltaeb:
"Unfortunately, we lost our oral thermometer. But the tongue is a sensitive organ that can carefully measure heat levels..."
