Seltaeb:
Wave your prosthetic limbs up in the air. Wave your prosthetic limbs like you just don't care.
Angel_Noir:
cdevidal:
Gravestones for the blind
Seltaeb:
For those of you who wanted to see a stiffie plunged into a box...
Occupant:
Like you would ever slip roofies in my coffee . . . NAKED! MUST GET NAKED!!! TAKE ME! TAKE ME!!!
Seltaeb:
You know that she's the one for you when she casually leaves her spleen in your apartment just before she leaves.
Shifter:
"Hank, if that's not you squeezing my thigh, then who is it?"
E_B_A:
"Here's your complimentary bag of entrails..."
cdevidal:
"Mr. President I didn't see any of this in the job description!"
Generik:
TravisBickle:
June 26... Tasted human flesh today. Gamey but spiritual. July 6... Told Betty that Billy went off to camp. She doesn't suspect a thing.
Jazzsoda:
What was that smell? Hmmm, maybe skunk scrotum didn't make the best bowtie after all... Nah!
E_B_A:
If your idea of foreplay involves preparing the Whoopie Coushin, some counseling might be in line.
Mr13:
Man, Augusta golf courses sure arent being subtle.
E_B_A:
Guess who just found a new use for the milking machine...
