"'Mary's Breasts?' Funny stuff... but 'Steve's Testicles?' I swear Jazz, you go too far sometimes."

I DON'T GET IT!

"Want a little head?" "No thanks ma'am. I've already got one."

Now on the Nedmiller Channel: Talking with Furniture - "So you come from the east?" *creak* "Ahh interesting."

As Nedmiller continued to sew the last kitten into his masterpiece, his wife tiptoed closer and closer, ready to sink the scissors into his jugular.

I DON'T GET IT!

"Let me speak to the bloated black hockey puck."

I DON'T GET IT!

"I can save your life! I can do CPR! I swear! Oh! 'Happy Days' is on!" That's next on Easily Distracted Man!

I DON'T GET IT!

"I understand you've joined NAMBLA..." "Here to chastise me Reverand?" "Chastise!? Lord no! I'm the welcoming comittee!"

I DON'T GET IT!

"Mother! Karo syrup and red food coloring!" "NEXT!"

Wholesome Spice.

"Never fear Citizen! Doppleganger Man is here to save you! What!? What are you looking at!?"

"EBA! Leave that nun alone THIS INSTANT!" "But!" "Put down that barb wire!" "Aww...always gotta ruin it..." "You're evil!!"

"The Kittens-In-A-Sack Aquanaut Spectacular," brought to you by your friends at Poorly Researched Theater.

I DON'T GET IT!

Never could figure out why the doorbell at Don Lapre's one bedroom apartment read, "Oooh, that tickles.

I DON'T GET IT!

"Well? How's it going Hank?" "Having a problem drawing this turtle Bart" "Might wanna try him with clothes on." "Hey, you might be on to something there!"

I DON'T GET IT!

When Balloon Animals Attack!