Photographic proof of Adolph Hitler's torrid affair with Raggedy Ann.

"...then you rub his nipple like this, see, Sweetie?"

"o/'Blow blow blow your boat, gently down the stream..." "I dont think that's how the song goes, Chucky..."

"Mom, daddy says you dress me like a queer." "Well he should know..."

All models are over 18 years old

The Young Jabba the Hutt Chronicles, next time on "Films That Never Made It."

Let me guess. This puppet's choice weapons of destruction are whips and constricting dog collars. right?

The Harry The Horny Hobo doll was *not* a commercial success.

Thousands of unwanted puppets are needlessly put to sleep every year. Remember, have your puppet spayed or neutered.

Because I'm bad, I'm bad, you know it...

Everyone knew it was coming... that night Michael Jackson strode into his infant son's room and performed drastic sugery... by God he would not fail THIS TIME.

Things take a negative turn for the Democrats when Bush, while trying to emphasize a point, utters Al Gore's name five times...

I guess there were already too many trees in the elevator for them to get on.

"Whoops! The mood is a little low. Better put on some Barry White tunes."

Star Trek 2000! Starring William Shatner and, although we didn't tell him this ahead of time... HIS WIFE! All part of the wonderful Cruel Joke Network!