E_B_A:
"In other news, T.V. News personalities are disintegrating across the country. We now go live to Lydia Seagram. Lydia? Lydia?"
Klatuu:
"Here comes the boss! Better look busy." <tappity tappity tap> "Susan, where's your keyboard?" "D'oh!"
E_B_A:
Ed Asner knew his days were numbered. That map of the U.S. states could be around any corner, ready to have its stealthy vengeance.
Dibbley:
No no no, I don't sign unless Lambchop comes with me.
E_B_A:
"The first blade lifts the hair away from the testicle... the second blade... er- WHERE ARE YOU GOING!?"
E_B_A:
In a bold programming move, SciFi attempts to pass off a security camera over a drive-in ATM as Science Fiction. Sadly, it draws ratings.
Hippie:
Damn! This Amino guy's cornered the acid market!
Seltaeb:
Damn, KITT gets antsy when his oil doesn't get changed regularly.
Hippie:
Feel free to stick your face in this screengrab and watch it keep the imprint.
Meldrick:
Seems whenever Ken would dream, the only thing he would remember was close-up after close-up of the missing bottom half of eyecreature suits.
Artanas:
Today's special guest molestor: Optimus Prime
Laserblast:
Most people go for Chuckles The Clown, but I'd have to say my favorite Mary Tyler Moore episode is 'Rhoda The Opium Addict.'
E_B_A:
Suddenly Steve noticed something disturbing on his Delta-provided customer flight map.
Scouty:
"Hi. Virgin Mary here. Water your plants and don't masturbate. Thank you."
E_B_A:
"Hey! It's me! E_B_A! Lemme outta here!"
