"Fab! I thought ya woos dead!" "Ay, Rob! I haff only bine planning oor comback." "Oh... good thinking, Fab..."

"What's IN this coffee, hon?" "A fern." "Just checking."

Well, Oprah certainly seems to enjoy her new blue and white-striped slacks.

"That's not what I meant by 'Can you hum a few bars,' Harold."

Needless to say, he was really pissed, climbing all the way up one side and finding that ladder on the other side.

"Psst... Brandon... the gun is loaded..."

Chad pauses to admire his Perfect Driver Sticker as it shines in the sunlight on his dashboard and so he careens into a speeding cement truck. Oh the irony.

"Hiya Robo, I'll be your new partn- Hey, shaddup! My mom makes me wear this, okay!"

"Here. Let me set my nipple on 'Highbeam.'"

Boy, don't feed Raggady Andy after midnight, folks!

"Fucked by the Devil" never really caught on to be the compition for "Touched by an Angel" that ABC hoped it would be.

"Here ya go hon. Be careful. The plate is hot."