JediClone:
David Hasselhoff IN "Baywatch Compost Pile." Three things that go great together!
MadSigntist:
"Well, we *thought* we were gnomes. Then, we grew so large we couldn't fit under the tree. Now, we work at Pep Boys."
E_B_A:
Captain Caveman's parents are shocked to discover his body. The suicide note was a bunch of incoherant grunts. They blame Marilyn Manson and the media.
BrakYeller:
Next on "Women Who Will Never Speak To E_B_A," Marsha. A seventeen year old dental assistant, cuttin' and scratchin' just aren't aspects of Marsha's game.
E_B_A:
Hellraiser goes Broadway. When the people have their flesh torn from their bodies, they sing!
NightTrain:
Ohh, Wilbur! You whisper the sweetest things...
TravisBickle:
Lemonade stands and ice cream stands worked fine but it was NAMBLA's Flog the Schoolboy Stand that really took in the cash.
MadSigntist:
'Jawa Lust,' in video stores now!
Artanas:
So those li'l Ashes survived after all! And producing a stage show no less, super!
Artanas:
It's amazing what happens after you throw a bucket full of turpentine over Jesse Camp...
JediClone:
o/' Little Miss Muffet sat at her corner, eating her curds and whey, along came a doctor, who drove up beside her, and asked for a $20 lay.
E_B_A:
Disney's decision to have Mickey, dressed as a conductor, putting orchestral music to Hiroshima was in poor taste if you ask me.
