E_B_A:
"Hello... welcome to Terrorist World. I'm Ahmad. I'll be your Terroristguide. If you'll follow me past the flaming infidels we'll start with a look at..."
E_B_A:
"So how does it feel to be re-elected for the umpteenth time, Senator Thurmon?" "I had Jell-O today..." "Ahhh..."
E_B_A:
"Hey! I solved the Rubik's Cube!" *RUMBLE!* "Who the heck are you!" "I'm Budget Pinhead... these are my assistants, Puppets 1, 2, and 3." "Have you come to drag me to Hell, skinless and begging for the pain to stop?" "Uh... no... we just wanted to hang out and watch some television." "Okay."
E_B_A:
"I feel so, strange." "There was an accident... but we made you better... faster... more passive..." Six Million Dollar Ghandi-tonight on T.V. From Hell...
Occupant:
Excedrin headache #666
Hippie:
We've tapped into the datingbase for "Lowered Expectations."
Artanas:
"So... which one of you boys gets to take me home... *CREEEEAK*"
E_B_A:
MTV's 'Drown Jeanine Garafalo' Contest was an instant success.
AgentM:
Who's up for snipe hunting?
E_B_A:
"Ever done it Droopy Style?"
Occupant:
I'm outta here! Callista needs a dance partner.
Occupant:
Bad Taste Theater presents "2001: a Space Oddessy" - "My God . . . it's full of shit!"
Dante83:
"And that's around the time I started spoon collecting..." "Interesting. Can I see that gun for a second?"
Occupant:
At Stan's favorite restaurant, you got to pick your own rabbit, and they boiled it live, just like a lobster.
JediClone:
Coming soon to TV From Hell: "Lord Of The American Pie" Just dont ask what Piggy's doing with the conch shell...
