Gang relations worsened aboard the S. S. Settrip...

The censors made them put that suitcase there, for obvious reasons...

"So... we understand you're lonely from never repairing Maytag home appliances..." *WOCKA* *CHICKA* *WOCKA* *WOCKA*

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Hello? HELLO? THE LAMP IS AFTER ME! THE LAMP! THE LAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!!! AAHHHH!! HEEELLPP!

"And Dr. Snippem is our vasectomy specialist..." "You lookin' at me funny, BOY!?" *SNIP SNIP* "Eeesh..."

Poor Dan was forced to carry his desk around with him in a vain attempt to hide his erection.

And I open up the locket, there's a face inside. My husband. But if I move it in the light--ooo! Scary face! Move it again--smiling! Scary! Smiling! Ooo!

"Keep spitting in that test tube!" "Until when?" "Until it's full." "Then what?" "Fill another one." "But..." "NOW!!!"

"I'll get right to work as soon as I finish my Soylent Green Lunchable!"

"M-O-O-N... that spells John Holmes... laws yes..."

Man, that's the most meticulously calibrated toilet I've ever seen.

"Hi man." "IT IS *NOT* A COMBOVER! I AM *NOT* BALD" "Uh, all I said was Hi..." "STOP JUDGING ME!" "The hell?"

And of course we have several clocks on the wall with different times. One is right and the others are completely wrong. Not much sense to it, really.

Suddenly, Ed had a bizarre urge to know what time it was in Tokyo...