When Cher was least expecting it, the Moon came back and kicked her ass.

Celine Dion... next on "Celebrity Blow-Up"

The "Mr. Wizard" companion show wasn't as successful: "Hi, I'm Phil the Firebug! On today's show, we take kerosene and an...AAARRRGHH!"

"Yes, Phil, I'm sure your Satan's Penis costume will kick ass at the Torkelsons' Halloween party... I just hope I can come up with something as good."

"With a name like Smuckers..."

Bride Of Pinhead. She'd show you some skin, if she had any. Wanna hear her make that ear-spliting shreik? Just throw some lemon juice on her.

"Oh Hal. You're always so negative."

Hank's mastery of the subtle innuendo was renowned in western Idaho.

"keogh?" "What the hell is Thomas Haden Church doing to that small Asian child?" "Judges?" *ding ding*

Hours ealier: "I'll just mix my Slim Fast and my protein shake with my Phen Fen. What's the worst that could happen?"

"This year, why not vacation in Hell? Your passport's always valid, and it never rains! All major blaspheming 'Jesus' captions accepted."

Clive Barker's wardrobe by Ed Wood Jr.