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C O L U M N S
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Sampson L. Hartwig Remembers...
Every Christmas was the same thing at my house. Us kids hung up our socks by the chimney, except for Goose, who was not allowed to post socks anymore due to that court order from the neighborhood block association.
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F E A T U R E S
Clarise Sickhead's Bedtime Stories For Children
The true story of Christmas is one few people know, they think it’s about reindeer and stockings and snow. But this is all hoohash, it just isn’t so, use it as fertilizer and it’ll make things grow.
Entertainment Police
Ho ho ho, America! Season’s greetings and welcome to a special Christmas edition of “Entertainment Police”.
G A M E S
Let's Promote Raoul Dunkin!
If you have any more suggestions for promotional titles that might bring Raoul Dunkin back on board the commune, let us know!
the commune's Manifestos of Fun
Now we are engaged in a great big tent of marryin', testing whether or not monkeys can swim, or any nation so full of monkeys should buy a swimmin' pool, and so you really have to question the logic of buying that leaf net, and that "Pool Jamz" CD that nobody not already sterile can long endure.
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B r e a k i n g N e w s
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U IGNORANT
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Handimaster 3000
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Now Playing at You're Shittin' Me Theater
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the commune's Quote of the Day
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It's Here!
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