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Let's talk about it....

I don't want to discuss it, I don't want to hear about it, I've had enough of it, I don't care if I ever see it again.

You can stick it, jam it, ram it, shove it and rotate it, serve it up on a silver platter with parsley and eat it with a spoon.

If it makes you happy you can play with it til' you go blind or at least reasonably vision impaired.

But if you break it you gotta' pay for it.

You can't take it with you, but you shouldn't leave home without it, so don't forget it.

When it rains it pours, but don't get it wet, it'll shrink, then it won't be any good to anybody.

If it rears it's ugly head, it's gonna' hit the fan and most fans hate it.

Don't put too much faith in it, don't underestimate it, don't let it get you down, cause if you're not careful it'll come back to haunt you.

It takes a while to get it right, but it's usually worth it.

You gotta' love it, you can't live without it, once you find it, never let it go.

Don't take it places where it won't glow in the dark.

What is it, how did it get there, where did it come from?

It's a pain in the ass.

Does it really matter?

Think about it....

Ahhh fuck it.


Milestones
the commune's scratch 'n sniff look at last year's office potluck


Opportunities
Pants a Capitalist

Free Virus Baggies

Take a Kitten, Please

the commune book selections
the commune's Bear in Rearview
the commune's Big Book of Duke
Faces of the commune
the commune 100: Leaders and Revolutionaries
the commune 100: Traitors and Noodledicks






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