Shallow Diver
President's Asian Geisha Boy
Missionary Position
Official Middle Finger
President's Bumper
Trusted Pete Best
Little Big Little Man
Official Self-Toucher
Les Miserable
Premiere Oxygen-Waster
John Holmes' Towelboy
Ye Holder of the Royal Colostomy Bag
Timer of Royal Online Services
Loyal Shatner
Rank Pussywillow
Dick of State
Rustic Tattletale
"Shimmy" Specialist
Hollow Cookie
Tried-and-True Basketcase
President's Sacklunch
Executive in Charge of Artificial Broad Daylight
Sharp Edge of A Sphere
Ocular Ringworm
Proud Mother of Three Healthy Rats
Regis Philbin's Hair
Acme Product-Tester
Soiler of Shortpants
Egg Timer
Male Victim of Spouse Abuse
Lapdancer
Tampon Applicator
Femme Reporter
Bay City Roller
Curator of the Last Bottle of OK Soda
European XXX Double-Dick Buttfucking, Fisting and Bestiality
Romp in the Woods
Rick Schroeder Starring in Lonesome Dove II
Steamer of Wrinkled Genitalia
Token Minority of the KKK
Puke Wrestler
A Whisper in Your Colon
The Secret Gay Son of the Kennedys
Francis Ford Coppola's Blackula
Der Untermensch
Suspicious Lisp
Faithful Pissant
Caller of Booty
Lone Mutineer
Caine Raiser
Bottleopener
King's Whore
Dungeonmaster
Magic Gatherer
Packing Material to the Stars
Best Tambouriner in the Land
Alcoholic Morning Reminder
Coffin For a Better Soul
Crab Meeter
Subtle Police Academy Expert
Executive in Charge of Fucking it All Up
Master Paranthetical Commenter (You Know?)
Bitchslapee
Prancing Machine
Milk Skimmer
Syringe Needle Finder
Janitor's Garbageman
Press This Secretary
Resident Buttface
Official Hanson Fan
Dew Lover
Master of Mousetraps
Ass-At-Arms
Protector of the Presidential Jewels
Bullet Taker
Friend to Snipers
Obscene Phone Call Answering Machine
Unabomber Addressee
Bobby Brady's Little Brother
Starship Trooper Trainee
His Highness's Crackbaby
Sir Shit-For-Brains
Manless Mansion
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