The Joker the commune's Rok Finger wants you to touch his big ol' jet airliner
Tuesday, May 15, 2001
Some people call me the space
cowboy. Some call me the gangster of love. Some
people call me Mauricewahnt wahbecause I
speak of the pompatus of love.
People talk about me, babysay I'm doing you wrong.
"Doing you wrong"! Well, don't you worry, baby, don't
worry. 'Cause I'm right here; right here, right here at home.
'Cause I'm a picker. I'm a grinner. I'm a loverand I'm a
sinner. I play my music in the sun. I'm a joker, I'm a smoker;
I'm a midnight-toker. I get my lovin' on the run.
Youre the cutest thing I ever did see.
I really love your peaches; wanna shake your tree.
Lovey-dovey. Lovey-dovey. Lovey-dovey all the time. Ooo-wee,
baby, I sure show you a good time.
'Cause I'm a picker. I'm a grinner. I'm a loverand I'm a
sinner. I play my music in the sun. I'm a joker, I'm a smoker;
I'm a midnight-toker. I sure don't want to hurt no one.
People keep talking about me baby: Say I'm doing you wrong. But
don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, momma. 'Cause I'm
right here at home.
Editors Note: As you may have
guessed, Rok Finger had an embarrassing incident with a stage
magician over the weekend and has assumed the new identity of
Steve Miller of the Steve Miller Band; hopefully temporarily.
With luck, Roks regular identity and column will be
restored next time.
Milestones
the commune's scratch 'n sniff look at last year's office potluck
Opportunities
Pants a Capitalist
Free Virus Baggies
Take a Kitten, Please
the commune book selections
the commune's Bear in Rearview
the commune's Big Book of Duke
Faces of the commune
the commune 100: Leaders and Revolutionaries
the commune 100: Traitors and Noodledicks
FAQ Shwartz |
Site Map's Somewhere in the Glovebox |
Search In Vain |
Contract Ick
Privacy Police |
Terms of Gary Busey |
Reprints & Persimmons |
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