Mildred:
'Hey, that guy doesn't have a head... how about that...'
skratchpikl:
"Hmmm... 'Ghonorheasyphilaids.' Symptoms: entire body turns blue. Uh oh..."
Mildred:
"Pesky third eye keeps coming back... gotta run out and get some Ponds third eye Strips"
Mildred:
"Jupiter!" "Jupiter!!" Jupiter!!!" "It's only a model." "Shhh."
HanoverF:
"I don't think so you little shit, I called dibs on the giant oatmeal cookie, you can have the island of brussle sprouts."
buggeyes:
MY GOD I HAVE PINK EYE!
Seltaeb:
"Damnit! Left nipple's lactating again! Better tie a knot in it."
Occupant:
One of the people in this picture is a loser. Can you spot him?
KINGDINOSAUR:
[What If...porn stars became meteorologists] "The weather is going to be -hot- and -steamy- tomorrow."
quickdraw:
Herve Villachez's lost audition for the "Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers."
shifter:
Shows That Never Made It #34: "Hewo, I'm Elmer Fudd, and this is Goth Chat."
Mildred:
"Yeah man... I keep my stash right here... under my weed..."
E_B_A:
Roger attempted to pass through matter, but instead he made a bloody mess out of a total stranger.
rogersbuck:
Uh...Bill..it's a computer...you don't write on it!!!
Seltaeb:
Due to standards and practices, we can only legally show you the top half of issue #1 of "The Sperminator."
mrsarkastik:
"You think you're so hot with your long hair and cool jacket, well how'd ya like to have peat moss clingin' to yer nuts pal, huh?!"
captionthis:
Sadly, Robocop was stripped for parts and used to repair police cars. His head, still intact, was used for a siren: "Woooooooooo citizen. Wooooooooo."
TravisBickle:
It was a ballsy move for Xena to be the first to wear the combination breast plate-AM/FM radio.
HanoverF:
P.S. As long as it's not my life
E_B_A:
My God! They've stolen his wheelchair!
Artanas:
Must be tough living life while haunted by the evil spirits of Air Supply
WookieeMonster:
"This should be fun. I hear this Jim Jones guy is a pretty good public speaker."
JoeCrow:
Who later went on to have a carreer in porn movies
HanoverF:
You think his parents where trying to give him some kind of message with that name?
Dibbley:
Buys big bags of brocolli by the buttload.
HanoverF:
Order now and we'll throw in "Newt Gingrich Sings the BeeGees" for free!
Beedo:
Halfway through the cloud forests of Guatemala, Kevin's mom realizes she left him Home Alone. Again.
E_B_A:
"So Susan. Tell us, are there an side-effects to your cure for the common cold?"
XTree:
"Nice crop o' chopsticks comin' up this year, Pa..."
Cleo256:
"Rob, It doesn't matter how fast the train's going. I just don't think horizontal bungee jumping will work."
Seltaeb:
It's surprising that these new graphic Playtex ads even made it to air.
