Occupant:
Heartily endorsed by Michael Keaton and The Amazing Amplewoman
I DON'T GET IT!
Artanas:
"We're sorry Amplewoman! Don't hurt us! Here, take our firstborn, just don't sit on us!"
Generik:
Call now! $59 can be yours for only three monthly payments of $29.95!
E_B_A:
"Want to quit not smoking? Tired of people telling you that you don't smell like cigarettes? My new video is the answer!"
Seltaeb:
And get Clue at a reasonable discount!
Jazzsoda:
I'm not sure I understand why it comes with all the 8mm films of Carleton killing wild animals with his bare hands, then again maybe I do.
Artanas:
"...and reserve a space on my mantle for your cranium once I have peeled and pitted it!"
Occupant:
Also available in Morse Code and finger shadows
GotMilk:
Little known byline of "Little Women"
Cerg:
...and make little or no money!!!
Cerg:
*warning: Always wear gloves when handling Don's package
HanoverF:
Removes fingerprints from candlesticks, revolvers, knives, everything but from that pesky rope...
Artanas:
"Castrol or Windex? Who cares? They're only children!"
E_B_A:
Occupant:
You think Fran has an amazing ass? You should see my testicles! Bright, shiny and highly reflective thanks to daily scrubbings with Napalm Brite.
I DON'T GET IT!
AgentQ:
And it's perfectly safe!
Seltaeb:
"Zacky Farms -- Where only the finest stillborns are frozen for freshness and... SOMEONE MAKE THE BOOING STOP!!"
TravisBickle:
Man, I wish Ron Jeremy never went into the frozen food business.
I DON'T GET IT!
E_B_A:
"Gets rid of that pesky evidence!"
Hippie:
Soap is good food.
E_B_A:
Don Lapre deepthroats a Milky Way while cheerleaders chant for more bleach in the public water system. What does THIS have to do with putting ads in newspapers?
