Meldrick:
*Tap-tip-tap* "My wife says she doesn't regret trading in her voice *tap-tap-tip-tap* to you at all, Mr Sheets."
I DON'T GET IT!
Artanas:
"Go ahead, shoot me! I'm invunerable!" "Hank?" "I am eternal!" "Er...can we get back with the hunting now?" "Flooey!"
Tumbler:
At least Aunt Mary has a good view of the garden .... from her room beneath the porch. "Awww Mom, I fed her yesterday ... it's Sally's turn."
Hippie:
Ooo, no applause at all on that one, Pete! Guess we'll take the sledgehammer to Mr. Kitty now!
E_B_A:
Just when a testimonial seemed iminent, Steve noticed the shiny, new buttons on the directors coat, and was mesmerized for minutes.
Artanas:
"And if you order now, I'll scroll the camera down so you can watch Gary Coleman do his thing."
Cerg:
These people stopped living months ago. No one seems to have noticed.
Hippie:
E_B_A:
Didn't he play the turtle in all those Bugs Bunny films?
Artanas:
Gorosaurus:
Man, I love nature! Out in the open, away from the hateful, technologically obsessed outside world... yeah... now it's time to post on alt.flame...
I DON'T GET IT!
Artanas:
Generik:
...Then found out that Soylent Green was people. "But wait 'til you try new CHOCOLATE Soylent Green!"
E_B_A:
"And with the new Ronco Dust Shammy you can even clean up those ashes left over from those Jewish cremations you performed last weekend for-I SAID STOP BOOING!"
Jazzsoda:
Swiss-Army Idiots.
Laserblast:
Hippie:
Thinking of a better world, where blondes aren't made fun of, and are treated equally. A world inhabited by rocks.
E_B_A:
"Now, although most recipies don't call for a basket of dirt from the homeland..."
Artanas:
"Due to the McCorkle Disclosure Laws, I'm restricted from removing this ball and chain."
AgentQ:
"Come. Try some of this." "No, that's okay." "I insist." "I'll pass." "Really." "Lady, stop grabbing me!" "FEAST ON THE DARK ENTRAILS OF GOR-D'ZARKL!" *screams*
E_B_A:
"I want YOU to join the minions of Satan! Tee hee!"
