For some reason I never really understood, Carlton Sheets, host of many infomercial money-making-scams, became known to many as Fran and for some reason, most likely due to his hand gestures which always seemed to be cupping some invisible buttocks. The proud look on his face seems to scream "I have an amazing ass! Admire my ass! You will love my ass!" Strangely enough, the Onion did a story similar to this years later about a town that becomes obsessed with a local man's ass.