Steven Segal... Mother Theresa... they're cops!

"Take full natural strokes? Wait a minute, just what are you trying to sell, Mister?!"

"The string's in place. Slam the door man... I'm ready." "Are you absolutely SURE you don't wanna pay for a vasectomy?" "Nah... too expensive. Slam it man."

Landscaping by Cthulu

I love the bar scene from Star Wars ... wow, look at the freaks ... Hee hee.

Zero Mostel in "The Masturbating Preacher." Okay, now I think Disney is actually trying to offend the religious nuts.

"Look at THIS guys!" Just then, he realized he had confused his Viagra with those shrinky dinks.

"...open the church and see all da people!" "Cathy! I'm afraid as a minister I can't endorse this absurd new religion of yours!"

Wow. Is it tax time already?

"You wanted to see me, Sir?" "Yes. Pardon me while I rub you vigorously against the chalkboard." "You lost the eraser again." "God bless your Goth dress-code."

"'That lump is cancer.' Mommy! I don't like this fortune cookie."

Fine Dining Lesson #107 : If the grim reaper is your waiter... ask for another table.

Bozo the Clown was torn apart by an angry crowd much to the delight of the Baptist Ministry.

"Baby's got back!" "Dad?" "Let's see if you can cop THIS move, Energizer Bunny!!" "Dad, get inside!"

"I'm shaking off the oppressive yolk of this capitalist society for a life of truant vagranism." "I'm rebelling against the monetary values of our country with a bottle of Thunderbird!" "Here here my good man!"