Artanas:
"Hello, I'm Mitzy, your Time Life lover like no other. How's your scrotum tonight? Mhmm. Okay, got any marmalade? A tuning fork? A piece of tape?"
TravisBickle:
The Baldwin Brothers never mention their drunk and mentally abusive father, or Skippy Baldwin, the brother still locked in a crawlspace somewhere.
E_B_A:
"Hey... the answer is: 'This is a four-letter word for human reproduction!'" "Alex! You perv!" *SLAP!*
E_B_A:
"I don't know honey... maybe the clitoral gown makes you look like a sex-symbol but I don't think that's what the modeling agency had in mind..."
Angel_Noir:
Click on age to see hot photos...
JediClone:
"This is a bad rap! The conviction will fall apart on apeal." "Visiting hours are over! You'll have to hang up now." "Hang in there Kiddie Pool! I'll get you free!"
Artanas:
. o O (Damn duct tape marks...)
E_B_A:
Ewan McGregor action figure now in stores! Action not included!
Hippie:
When the full moon comes out, Ted's Were-Amish curse takes hold and he rushes out into the night to raise barns.
E_B_A:
"Honey... I know you're a gynocologist but MUST you keep bringing your work home with you?"
TravisBickle:
Yeah, what with the students going berzerk lately, I'm glad I'm out of high school, let me tell ya.
Artanas:
Closer examination of the Psychic Talk USA hostess reveals her hidden Olympic stadium
Hippie:
"Remember THIS voice?" "You ain't a lumberjack, sister, you best get into the paper towel business!" "Brawny, THIS IS YOUR LIFE!"
E_B_A:
"We now go live to the crime scene where the United States was brutally gunned down last night..."
Jazzsoda:
Amish Peep Shows.
