tunk:
As the flasher ran by the only thing Carl could say was sir do you have anything to declare?
skratchpikl:
"Bad credit? No credit? Have you been assaulted by all the letters of the alphabet?"
Artanas:
Reason number 1, because the festively painted manhole cover being thrown at your head says so.
quickdraw:
...When you're an openly Gay Republican in Alabama.
E_B_A:
What an ironic thing to see during Defib.
Scypha:
Man! This jogging video game sucks! I want my money back!!
Hippie:
Consistently happy now thanks to Pledge Furniture Polish and improper ventilation.
E_B_A:
"And I just have this feeling it's not a receding hair line but really a well-planned escape."
tunk:
"Hey, Smitty, I think you've had enough Cough Syrup. Gimmie that. I Don't care what Aunt Jemima says...you've had enough."
Jillian:
"I can't believe I ate the WHOLE THING..."
TorgoX:
I'm so glad they color-coded the states. I love that lemony fresh feeling when crossing into Indiana.
E_B_A:
"Tonight's featured sport, the fourth annual Leap to Your Death Competition! Unfortunately last year's finalists were unable to make it here for the event..."
Occupant:
The perfect match of empoyee to employer
CaveDweller:
But is it art?
Agent_Moldy:
"Save 50%. What do you think it means, Mr. Black?....Frank?" *flash, flash* "The killer wanted to save money. He's laughing at us while he clips coupons."
I DON'T GET IT!
