JediClone:
Due to a typographical error many customers were taken aback when the white lab rats arrived in the mail.
MrTim:
Yes, if orks raid your village within thirty days of our treatment, we'll give you your money back!
Artanas:
"Hello. Have you ever sat upon a naked Rhowandan? Do you sing sweet love ballads to your crotch on a daily basis? Are you made of raspberry? Call me!"
I DON'T GET IT!
Agent_Moldy:
Backed by EvilCo.
Angel_Noir:
Home improvement tools that didn't work: The Fiber Optic Rake.
MirandaRamsey:
*Sob* "Yes. YES! YES YES YES YES YES YES!"
MrTim:
And don't forget to use your mutant power to energize the racket.
MrTim:
How the heck did *this* make it past the censors?!?
Scouty:
*Included: gold and silver stars for good workers. Mr. Yuck stickers for baaaad workers*
JoeCrow:
Bob's "People Wash 'n' Breakfast Club" had little impact with the major consumers
Hippie:
Keeper of the Official Flava Flav Museum.
HanoverF:
Up next on "You Asked For It"... Beau Bridges White Water rafting in acid... my does that burn...
JoeCrow:
Shit 'n' Spin
Hippie:
Hell yeah a $39 value! I've been looking for a speech-impaired bird to fuck up my puddy tat.
JediClone:
You all scoff now, but I tell you there's a fortune to be made in bootleg model train decals!
