"Yes....mastah....*rub rub rub*"

The hills are alive, with the sound of gunfire...

"Let me show you where I put the last kids, that were here cow-tipping."

o/'....double your pleasure, double your sentence...'

Little Susie is surprisingly placid while her mother sucks her brains out through her ear.

"One, two whittled my shoe, three four buttered the door, five six watered the ticks..." "Dad?" "Numb numb cut off my thumb." "I'll get the taser."

I DON'T GET IT!

Calista Flockhart just gets thinner and thinner and smaller and smaller... by Season 4 Ally McBeal's coworkers will be circling a black hole.

The bad news? Hillary decided to run. The good news? Aparently O.J. Simpson and Lyle Menedez decided to follow...

Calm down, Scraps! I'm sure he didn't know your mother and sister are bitches when he started talking about his wife.

For some ... Valentine's Day is kept in a jar of formaldehyde ... on a shelf.

Little Billy is getting his first taste of vouyerism.

Another cookie "swims with the fishes" ...Tommy the Cookie Mangler must be stopped.

No mommy, not out in the expressway again

Your wife is cheating on you... so why don't you cut her into little wife burgers and cook her up on me... you could invite all the neighbors, it'd be fun!

Viewers of the last season of 'Taxi' saw some pretty strange episodes...