two:
Elaine found her dates really opened up to her when she wore Gumby
E_B_A:
Generik:
Playskool's My First Guillotine.
E_B_A:
Fifteen children hugged by mad hugging youth at school today. Congress to demand stricter hugging laws. Hollywood blamed for "all that on-screen hugging."
BrakYeller:
"...and Salvador Dali said unto the waiter, 'bring me a flaming phone book!', and it was..."
E_B_A:
"Drug test! Getcher drug test! Excuse me, sir. Please wait in line."
E_B_A:
And now, Uncoordinated Man will amuse you... "It's fun to stay at theeeee... *BONK!* Ow!"
Artanas:
Ric_Shaw:
Previously on Batman: Lizzie Borden stalks the dynamic duo.
MrTim:
Darth Maude
cdevidal:
"Hey Mommy! Look what I regurgitated!"
E_B_A:
"Welcome to David Lynch's Burger House. May I take your order?" "Give me a number 3, supersize, a human ear, and shoot me in the head." "Coming right up!"
JediClone:
"Nell Keely, now that you've won $10 million, what do you have to say?" "McMahon smells like beer and old mayonaise." "Why does EVERYONE have to point that out?"
E_B_A:
"Time for your bath, son. Come on... out from under the bed now... I'm using off-white latex today... should give you a nice even veneer... son?"
MrTim:
