Someone mounted their best game of "Trouble" ever on that wall!

"You're Ross?" "Yep. Nice happy day we're having!" "You do that 'Joy of Painting' on PBS?" "Yep!" *BLAM* "There's your happy cloud right there, buddy!"

Tonight on Fox, "When Maggots Fart," an in-depth and unfortunate special!

"Dear Mom- can't take the jokes at school anymore- leaving forever- love, Tom Thumb."

"What's that perfume?" "It's by Calvin Klien. It's called 'Restraining Order'." "Interesting. May I stalk you sometime?"

Bob the Happy Vampire eyes another victim. His preferred method cannot be explained without offending most people.

Grandma was cool, she didn't have a painting of dinosaurs... she had photos WITH dinosaurs.

Those internet romances always end like this when you get to the "send me a photo" stage, never fails.

Sure they laughed. They all laughed. That was before Dr. Hartley found out about Mr. Carlin's arson habit.

What little Timmy failed to realize was that his prosthetic leg is still in it's case...*CRASH*

I don't care if they said my methods were insane. I'm still the best insurance salesman in the midwest. Isn't that right, beam of pure energy?

Horror has a new name. Jeffrey Jones IS "The Pouter"! You WILL feel bad! You WILL be sorry!

"Welcome to the Kristofferson Group. With me tonight are Billy Baldwin, Corey Feldman, and musical guest Hammer. Tonight's topic: Kill Us, Please."

"Time to leap from the airplane, Mr. Quayle!" "Where's my parachute?" "On that grassy field down there." "Oh! Okayyyyyyyyyyyyy..."

Pitching a campground.