AAAron333:
Dolly Parton's shadow would always give her away.
Seltaeb:
Dolly Parton always keeps a spare implant in cold storage for emergencies.
Brakster:
Then, she baffled them both when she whipped out her GET OUT OF JAIL FREE card!
shifter:
"Oh, baby... Oh, baby... Oh... uh... uh, baby? You're putting too much pressure on my carotid artery......baby, I'm passin..."
E_B_A:
Hollywood Squares: Plum Fairy Edition
Artanas:
Make certain your boy-meat has the Gacy seal of approval.
Sunflash_The_Mace:
Hey! I just got it! It's either two faces looking at each other or a candlestick! What a cool optical illusion! And only 20 years of research to get it!
Tomalek:
What's really in Oscar Meyer Franks ...
TravisBickle:
Exactly how liquored up does Newt Gingrich have to be in order to convince him to serendade the workers with, "(Say It Loud) I'm Black and I'm Proud?"
E_B_A:
"It's a note from my mom. It says my bedwetting is getting out of control..."
Artanas:
Woops, so much for Carl's secret stash of 'Celebrity Colostomy Bags of the Recently Deceased'! Pity, that was a collectors edition...
E_B_A:
"And the great thing about Shetland Ponies? Indoor steeple chase, man!"
Tumbler:
"Honey... I think he's saying there's room for us to pull forward."
E_B_A:
"Bill, we now how fearful you are of the medical profession, but we all feel it's in your best interests to see a doctor about that inflamed earlobe... NOW!"
Xigeous:
Look behind you! Look behind you! It's Nessy!
