Up a little more.... now move the left side over... more... No, she's still crooked... Try hanging her on a different wall.

Gilligan of the Corn

"You have pouty lips, full, heaving breasts, and dynamite legs that just won't quit." "So I get the job?" "Job?"

"Mrs. Clinton... I know your income will be lacking once Bill's out of office and you lose the New York election..." "Lapre, get the hell out of here!"

"I love you too Chewbacca!"

"Now I'm going to try it while urinating." "I never should have bought you that Sit 'N' Spin..." "WHEEE!"

"THE DOLPHIN BIT MY ARMS OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Well Johnathan, you should't have teased him like that."

Somehow, "Day of the Bedsheets" just didn't pack the terror audiences were hoping for and it turned out to be a box office disappointment.

Phil... have you seen that saline breast implant? It's around here somewhere.

All right, Mr. Sheets, a deal is a deal. Here's our first born child.

Things get a little wierd in the NRA meetings when Charlton Heston announces "Omega Week."

Greg realizes the Witness Protection Dating Service was a mistake from the start.

Spiffy Kreuger didn't get to scare many kids... poor guy...

The videophone, taking obsene phonecalls to a whole other level

"Taaaaaaaaaaaaake onnnnnnnnnn meeeeeeeeee..." "Take on me!" "Praaaaaaaaaaise Baaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaal" "Praise Ba-WHAT!?"