Disney held auditions to find a new tinkerbell today...

"...So we figured 'What the hell, the 1,000,000 watt front porch lights are on sale'..."

Chad, being an earwax vampire, had it particularly rough. I mean, there's no sinister and somewhat romantic way to say, "I vant to suck your earvax..."

"Wow Mister! I've never seen THAT variation of the floating thumbtip trick before!" "And you won't ever again if you tell your parents."

"Boss! Da plane! Da plane--it burst into flames, I gained two feet of height, your suit changed colors!" "Yes... things are odd here on Peyote Island!"

Sadly, little Jenny went without her gift for Christmas of global genocide.

"Sorry, boys. Warden says he can't make it to your tea party." "But we planned it just for him! Dammit!"

"Do you have a copy of David Coperfield with one 'P' by Edmund Wells?"

"Crepes: Delicious? Sure! But Are They In Fashion This Year?"

"The Defense and the Prosecution request that Your Honor refrain from making hand-farting noises." "Request denied." *POOT* *POOT* *POOT*

Must say, kinda attractive... even if it's Gary Oldman *THUD*

It was tragic the day Ted Kennedy wandered onto the set of "Street Trash" looking for a drink.

"We meet again OB-1." "And for the last time, Vader!" *vwoooo* *vwwwwooo* "Dad! Have you seen my shower curtain rod and my robe?" "...no!"

"RAAARRR!!! Take that you Mech bastards!" "Dad! That's the boiler!" "Shut up son, pass me the grenades!!"

In the New Hampshire Player's re-enactment of Alien, a little script rewriting was neccesitated.