If They Mated

Usage

When a person in a grab resembles the combination of two celebrities. Basically, it's used when a Capper wants to do a PUMAT, but can't think of a third person.

Origin

The gag is named for Conan O'Brien's signature bit, in which he takes pictures of two celebrities and manipulates them to create one image of what their offspring would look like.

Examples

Cyberbeast If They Mated: Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson

Dita DuPave If they had mated: Michael Landon and Tony Danza.

elKapitan If They Mated: Courtney Cox-Arquette and an Eskimo