ElKapitan
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- Handle: elKapitan
- Real Name: Erich Wetzel
- D.O.B.: January 9, 1982
- Occupation: Assistant Manager at Solon Cinemas/graduate student at Kent read, Kent write, Kent State
- Marital Status: Single
- Kids: Get off my lawn!! I mean, none that I know of...
- Handle Origin: I love Star Trek, thus I am The Captain, and I thought it sounded cooler in another language, hence elKapitan. Plus, I just couldn't think of anything else at the time!
- Alternate Handle(s): elDeKapitanator (Halloween) & elTurKapitaney (Thanksgiving)
- You Can Find Me Capping: I'll tell you later
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None of your business! Oh, right. You just want to know quick little factoids about my life. Should I start from the beginning? Okay. Well, let's see. First, the Earth cooled. Then the Dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, and so they died and turned into oil. And then the Arabs came, and they all bought Mercedes-Benzes. Then Prince Charles starting wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.
...yep, that about sums up my life.
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