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Fuckoff Reporter Leaves
commune in Lurch

Raoul Dunkin total cockwad 

BUSTY THOMAS for the commune
Raoul Dunkin, probable male prostitute

Longtime commune political correspondent Raoul Dunkin has unexpectedly left his post at the commune in favor of hosting MTV’s South Beach Jigglefest this spring break in Southern Florida. Confidential sources have it that MTV is just jerking Dunkin’s chain, and that he’s an asshole for believing them. Only time will tell, but once Dunkin is a washed-up Miami hobo begging for mustard packets on the streets, the commune will be there to cover this important news story.

In order to fulfill Dunkin’s contractual obligations and ruin his credibility as a reporter in his absence, in the coming weeks the commune will be publishing the fragments of news stories and personal items that we found in his desk. We feel that this is in the best public and journalistic interest.

Red Bagel is the commune’s fearless editor and a respected bookie for local dog-track betting.


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