Iran Student Protestors Clash With Anti-Protestor Protestors
“Pro-troop” demonstrators bring the thunder down on students
SNAPPER McGEE
Anti-protestor protestors gather to block the road Friday, and to pose for a shot for a possible album cover, should they decide to form a band later.
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A riot ensued Friday in Tehran as Iranian student protestors were met violently by those protesting the protestors’ right to protest, referring to themselves as “pro-troops.” The violence marred ten days of anti-government protests throughout Iran that were only slightly less violent.
The country, under the rule of a fundamentalist Islamic regime, has faced a surprising bout of student uprisings within its borders starting the previous week. In a country where even reciting anti-government slogans is seen as a challenge to Allah and carries swift judicial reaction, the protests are seen by some as extreme domestic unrest, and others as the perfect excuse to try making off with some TVs and electronics in the confusion.
Shortly after the initial series of protests erupted around Tehran University’s Amir Abad campus, waves of pro-troop demonstrators, often dressed in military garb and heavily armed, arrived to shout down the protestors. The shouting down frequently involved assault with batons and occasional gunfire.
The violence served to undermine Iran’s position in world politics as well this week, inviting a warning from the United States that it reserves the right to invade any country that starts with an “I” if it deems that country to be a threat to its security. Efforts to stand firm as a country against perceived U.S. aggression are diminished by internal disagreements of such a public nature.
“These who demonstrate against the clerics do injustice to Allah,” said Iranian official Ayatollah Mohammad Kaddidazi, “but they are a small pocket of naysayers among the most-favored children of Allah who make up Iran. Those who choose to speak heresy shame us all, but are free to do so. Of course, I kid—they will be stomped into organic puddles and destroyed most painfully by us all. After that, whatever happens is between themselves and Allah.”
The way Iran elects to respond to the protestors is particularly important in the aftermath of the U.S.-Iraq war and other situations in the Middle East region. Iran seeks support of the entire Islamic world, but if reaction is seen as too harsh by more moderate Islamic countries, they run the risk of alienating themselves; conversely, allowing the protests to gain popularity or go without reaction would signal a weakening in the country’s posture to dissidence and could be construed by the U.S. as an opportune time for intervention.
One solution, points out Tehran University professor of African-American studies Yul Haddid, is to allow independent military protestors to quell anti-establishment rhetoric.
“The government is fortunate that it does have so many supporters willing to step forward and defend it with their own demonstrations,” said Haddid. “Their reaction is swift and merciless, and very patriotic indeed. It’s a well-organized response, obviously, but that is no surprise since many of the protestors are police and have a methodical precision protest in reaction. It is obvious that in such large turnouts where emotion runs high the occasional incident of violence will break out between groups. Again and again. It might even appear to some it’s a state-sponsored crackdown, but I assure you it’s just Allah’s will taking on the form of a structured backlash.”
The professor then treated this reporter to tea and bread, which was fortunate as, upon leaving the campus, I was mistaken for a protestor and met with harsh disagreement by a non-state-sponsored “pro-troop” demonstrator. The local hospital is quite competent and helpful, and they tell me my meal of bread was the last solid food meal I will have for a week or two.
the commune news would protest more, but that’s the down side of apathy—there ya go. Ivan Nacutchacokov is the commune’s foreign correspondent and hasn’t had the guts yet to stand up and tell us he doesn’t want the job.
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