"Hi Maggie, I wrote you this poem. Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spagetti, let's fuck."

Guess who likes to chew on scaffolding...

Excuse me, I'm getting a little verklempt. I'll give you a topic - the Psychic Friends are neither psychic nor your friends. Discuss.

"Impale Squiggy?" There's a feature I can get behind! These guys are marketing geniuses!

"My psychic told me your camera would steal my soul!"

Amplewoman's little sister, Sufficientwoman, newest Psychic Talk, USA trainee!

Watch as the one on the left is absorbed by the one on the right through the psychic powers of osmosis!

"And what do you see in this lad's future?" "Do you have any more sofa pillows?" "Sofa pill-" "We ate the ones you gave us." "Er..."

"Caller number 3, what have I eaten today?" "Huh?" "Tell me, and you win a prize" "Ummm... Kuwait?" "Sorry, the answer was the legendary city of Pompei."

"I'm not sure about that- just a second... *CRACK* happiness is sure to bless you..." "Are you reading fortune cookies!?" "Hey, we all have our sources..."

Lifelike articulation! Fully poseable!

"Come into my web, said the spider to the fly." "That's no fly, that's a toddler." "Slap on the Heinz 57 and they taste the same." "Eeeek."

"Aw, c'mon Timmy, y'know you wanna see your aunt Ester all naked, jingling her puffy body to your delight!" "ARGH!!!"

This is like a roach motel for humans.

"I can't believe this! Somebody left a perfectly good dung beetle here. Oh well, my luck! Yum!"