Cerg:
"Don't worry! Amplewoman is here to save you! Up up and... would somebody help me out of the sofa..."
E_B_A:
Suddenly, to the amazement of those present, the psychic reaches critical mass, implodes, and begins to suck light and matter into an ominous whirlpool of darkness.
Cerg:
Several other psychics orbit her precariously
Cerg:
Will accept Crisco as payment.
Hippie:
Drill sergeant's gone--you can stop sucking it in now.
E_B_A:
Went "wee wee wee" all the way home spice.
Occupant:
Jabba the Slutt
Artanas:
"And in closing...if any of you know how to dig me out of Amplewomans gigantic ass, I'll pay you well"
GotMilk:
"And see if *YOU* can make a better Psychic Hotline!"
MirandaRamsey:
*Sob* "Yes. YES! YES YES YES YES YES YES!"
rockfish:
30 minutes free... with YOURSELF??? This is really weird!!!
E_B_A:
Captain Cardio leaps into his Aorta Forta and fires blasts of love on the criminal element.
E_B_A:
Correction: "Flee- psychic feeding."
