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Frankly my dear, we don't fucking care
The Money Fly

December 22, 2003
Shop Till You Drop

December 8, 2003
Sympathy for Devils

November 24, 2003
Oil to Iraq

November 10, 2003
The Media Filter

October 27, 2003
The Ghost of Gore

October 13, 2003
Telemarketing... Free Speech?!?

September 29, 2003
How I Won the War on Terror

September 15, 2003
President Unnamed Democrat

September 1, 2003
The Best Politicians Money Can Buy

August 18, 2003
My Big Fat Illegal Gay Wedding

August 4, 2003
War's Happening

July 21, 2003
The Big Liberia

July 7, 2003
Hillary Potter

June 23, 2003
Abbas Road: Middle East Peace Talks

June 9, 2003
The Tax Cut

May 26, 2003
Safter with Nukes?

May 12, 2003
Deceit in China

April 28, 2003
Kerry's Flip-Flop

April 14, 2003
Bush Vs. the U.N.

March 31, 2003
GOP Rollback

March 17, 2003
Cloning Science

February 17, 2003
Israeli Politics

February 3, 2003
Anti-Drug Education

January 20, 2003
The Budget Surplus

January 6, 2003


Milestones
1993: Ramon Nootles graduates from San Dimas Community College with a degree in Questionable Journalism, the first degree of its kind offered in America, and a minor in Poontang Studies.
Now Hiring
Iron Monkey. We saw the movie and thought the ancient Chinese legend might be the guy to get the ninja we hired out of our offices. Lame-ass ninja, poison-darting Lefty the mail clerk and skittering across the tops of the computer towers.
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