Bonnie Hammer

Origin

She joined the Sci Fi Channel and in 1998 replaced Barry Schulman (a big Mystery Science Theater 3000-booster, who renewed the show for its 10th -- and final -- season before leaving) and is the one whom Cappers blame for the cancellation of MST3K (as well as just a few other problems, see bottom). Under her leadership, the Channel moved the show's timeslot and eventually cancelled it due to "low ratings." She has been referenced in several captions.

Examples

GizM Oh, is this a wagering pool for how Bonnie Hammer will die? Count me in. UnReality "This flat, featureless expanse is Bonnie Hammer's soul."

JoeAnthrax Alas, this couldn't be Bonnie Hammer's skull, much to everyone's chagrin.

GlitterRock They're gonna put Crow's head in Bonnie Hammer's bed!

Links

• http://cap.neoleo.net/cap04/Cap017.htm
• http://zeecaps.multiservers.com/cg237.html
• http://www.glitterrock.org/lastday10.html

Online petition w/complaint re policies:

• http://www.petitiononline.com/eulogy/petition.html

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