Hallmarks of the Roger Moore as Bond era

RodRocket, here. I created and have been the sole perpetrator of this running gag. First, allow me to make clear that I really like Roger Moore. He's a fine fellow, and I'd share a few pints with him at a pub any day of the week. However, Roger absolutely sucked as James Bond, and I am amazed the franchise survived his sad tenure as 007. I chronicled the ways in which his Bond sucked in a series of captions, which can be found in the James Bond galleries at GlitterRock's website.

RodRocket Hallmark of the Roger Moore as Bond era: The sneaking suspicion that Roger would much rather be in his dressing room sipping warm milk.